New toy line *snicker*

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  1. damiussus
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    Here's a new toy idea I came up with folks. Let me know what you think, and how many you want [​IMG]

    Narrated by the Movie Trailer Voice Guy.


    In a world where parents are tired of the hum drum, cutesy playthings of yesterday, comes a brand new series of toys that will revolutionize the way your child plays and learns.

    From Farcer Price, the creators of Littler People, More Littler People, and Damn! Those are Some Tiny Ass People, comes, Little Trailer Park People. Now your child's imagination can take it to where you've never dreamed it could wander before. Get yours today in two fun playsets. The standard mobile home, with Alcoholic Father, Crack whore mom in tube top, The twins with real food crusted on their face and and a beer bottle in hand, and the babysitter which you can make become pregnant. The magic happens when you put the babysitter and the father in the magic room and press a button several times, shaking the whole trailer.

    Playset two is the double-wide, with hidden meth lab. Your kids can experience the fun of making their own "meth" with pop rocks and soda. Swat team sold separately.

    Each trailer comes complete with special places to set the people, making them say several different fun trailer park phrases. And the only thing censored, are the nice words.

    As an added bonus, we will soon be releasing Trailer Park Pets, which will be fully intereactive with both trailers. Some of these enjoyable pets will be Bobo the three legged dog, Scraps the stray cat, and Sharkey the Rottweiler who will actually be able to "eat" the other pets, and the smaller children.

    Toyfare magazine gives this new line an enthusiastic "WTF" Which we all know can only mean "Wow! That's Fun!"

    Larry Flynt of Hustler calls it "Just as tasteful as my magazine" Wow, thanks Larry. But tell me, where are my last two months issues? Oh, um, sorry. Got a little off the subject there.

    Toybiz says "We have no idea what made them think this was a good idea." And we're sure they are overjoyed that it is now a reality.

    So look for this remarkable toy in your local retail store today. And remember, if it doesn't say Farcer Price, your kids will probably be bored of the s**t in a day.
     
  2. Szyslak

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    That's quite creative...

    ... and disturbing.

    I'm not sure anyone outside the US will get the jokes though. That's what they think of all Americans. [​IMG]
     
  3. damiussus
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    Ah, a point well taken. Ah well, us americans can have a good laugh then.
     
  4. Psyfira

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    Hehe classic [​IMG] You're not alone, others have had similar ideas. Shame nothing came of it.

    ...oh wait [​IMG] [​IMG] Looks like you've got some competition after all!
     
  5. damiussus
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    oh snap. I need to get in gear with production then lol.
     
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    Damn straight, you've got a guaranteed sale of the 3 pets over here for sure [​IMG] A plastic rotweiller that eats things will make one hell of an office desk toy [​IMG]
     
  7. Mewgia

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    The mini meth lab will be fun to play with.
    And will NOT be used to practice with! [​IMG]
     
  8. damiussus
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    Yes, well just so you know Mewgia, we WILL NOT be held responsible for explosions that occur from unintended use. That being said, I'm not gonna say what the "intended use" is. Have fun!!!! Experiment!!!
     
  9. z0ner

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    What about the standard environment settings like painted green rock and pink flamingo lawn ornaments? A must have for every set. I'd be pissed if I had to purchase them as an add-on. Like not getting peanut butter in Goober Jelly.
     
  10. yuyuyup

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    take that, less fortunate ones
     
  11. OSW

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    omg, that was brilliantly written! hilarious!

    i imagined the voice guy speaking it too and it matched so well.

    i'd buy it!
     
  12. damiussus
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    [​IMG] thanks. I do try. Now just let me find what I did with the order forms.

    As for the pink flamingos. We considered them, but decided the colors.....uh I mean parts.....to hazardous for small children.
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