New toy Hadrian is not going to get Evie for Xmas

[VVoltz]

Thanks Miley, look at what you've done.

 

[p1ngpong]

Thats just fucked up.

 

[Hadrian]

My Evie isn't as conformist as Miley fucking pig face Cyrus.

 

[Veho]

 

[Hop2089]

Miley should be ashamed of herself by putting her fugly not hot nor cute ass on that stripper pole. Also, think of the children, now we may have young girls posing in slutty positions on any pole they see and that doll is messed up and needs to be taken off the market. Disney please do something about this ugly slut/failure/prostitute in training with the harshest punishment available or better yet take her out of the Hollywood spotlight until she's 18 then she can make her ugly pronz for people with bad taste in women.

 

[Veho]

now we may have young girls posing in slutty positions on any pole they see

 

[Hop2089]

now we may have young girls posing in slutty positions on any pole they see

I don't want that I don't even like strippers (they tend to turn out ugly), anyway too many girls imitate Miley which pretty much was the basis of that comment.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

now we may have young girls posing in slutty positions on any pole they see

 

[VVoltz]

Fuck I'm going to admit I find Miley hot. There I said it.

 

[TrolleyDave]

When did the American Mafia take over Toys R Us?

 

[Golfman560]

When did the American Mafia take over Toys R Us?

Awhile ago, after they removed the Easy Bake Ovens from the shelves.

 

[Hadrian]

Fuck I'm going to admit I find Miley hot. There I said it.

Everyone needs to be hot to someone.

 

[Domination]

Is Miley Cyrus really that bad beside her half mediocre singing skill?

 

[toh_yxes]

Is Miley Cyrus really that bad beside her half mediocre singing skill?

Are you seriously asking that question?

And i agree, i KINDA do think shes hot.

 

[TrolleyDave]

She's just figured out the tape player is there for Miley Cyrus to mime along to. All her hopes and dreams were shattered in that moment when she realised that her favourite singing idol was just an updated version of Milli Vanilli.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Really, Really? Thats just ^$&$*E3$%#^ sad. If I see a little girl at the mall...about to buy that thing......Im gonna be there


.....Don't do it I whisper.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Really, Really? Thats just ^$&$*E3$%#^ sad. If I see a little girl at the mall...about to buy that thing......Im gonna be there


.....Don't do it I whisper.

Screw that, if you see a little girl about to buy that slap her parents across the face with as much force as possible. In fact you'll even get bonus points if you get them both 3 Stooges style!

 

[Veho]

.....Don't do it I whisper.

That's only going to spur her on. I'm for a more subtle approach. Get uncomfortably close to her and whisper "buy it" in her ear. "I like girls like you. All mature. You like dancing on a pole? I have a pole for you to dance around."

Cue the screaming and running and the not buying it, ever.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Yeah, and then you get a police escort as a pedo.