New Temper Card Features Announced!

[Opium]

New Temper Card Features Announced!

Patented 'Gullible-Matrix' embedded in every Temper Card

GBAtemp.net is proud to announce that our Temper Card will come with microchips built by Grogtech. There will also be a built in Hrth-o-meter which is able to accurately detect Hrth to within two metres.



The release date is pending due to these revolutionary features, some say it may never be released.



Check out some of the positive reaction Temper Card has received over the last day!

The reason I think this could be real is because I had the idea for something like this a while ago.
And if it is false, I think the members will be very disappointed and may start asking why there shouldn't be a Temper Card, it's perfectly do-able.

Though i dont got an DSslot1 flashcart yet just slot2 so maybe buy this one original for sure hope i can buy it here in the netherlands or on dealextreme.com or any other free shipping webshop

Woohooo!!! Ima gonna get this and gnirfleo....

Oh yeah, and i'd like to mention, this is the first open-source DS flashcart i've seen reported here so yeah... kudos on another first.


Can we get pix of the GUI to confirm it? At least one... you say you have the hardware, and i know it doesn't take more than 3 minutes for you to transfer a picture from your digital camera to GBAtemp.

Maybe it is real and they only released it on AFD because they wanted to watch us arguing. Maybe they also wanted us to speculate about it's features so if one of us says something good they have not already thought of they can include it.

If it gave GBATemp updates while I played DS games, I would buy it.

Thanks for all the feedback you guys have given us. We'll put it in the firmware update we intend to release next April Fools.

 

[[M]artin]

 

[Verocity]

YES

 

[Swordmyth]

I give it a 4/10 because my saves keep getting corrupted.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Hmm, I suspect it is a fake. That YouTube video doesn't prove anything. There could have been another DS offscreen.

 

[science]

Much more clear!
I mean, dang.
Much more clear.

 

[Akoji]

Okay with the hrth-o-meter this is officialy FAKE. Lol , it would be awsome though.

Oh and i smell photoshoping on the cart photo.

 

[JPH]

GBAtemp, you bastards.

 

[Fulcaire]

Aw... Can I get the sample/beta?

I've believed it from the beginning.

 

[Tripp]

very nice...

 

[jumpman17]

Much more clear!
I mean, dang.
Much more clear.

Sorry, we won't be releasing it in a clear case. Just black.

 

[sipoon]

:'( ......at least i will always have gnirfleo

 

[Flyfishing]

Patented 'Gullible-Matrix' embedded in every Temper Card

Since it's open-source, could I see that part??

Great job GBAtemp team on forming this joke...I think that it would've been better if Opium had better Photoshopping skills.

TEMPER CARD, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!

 

[imgod22222]

*Sues for false advertising*

At least i raised my post count by at least 10 by this thread alone.

EDIT: I suggest you look at what would be under my avatar.

Raising my hopes like that can be dangerous. I've been counseled once for thinking about suicide. And no, I still haven't gotten a girlfriend yet. That may contribute to it...

NOTE: I would also like to mention that this is the only april fools i had all day, and is the only one i fell for. I feel pretty damned stupid now. :'(

 

[Hooya]

LOL: hrth-o-meter. hehe

 

[Alastair]

Haha. Ruthless, guys.

Thanks for the laugh.

Patented 'Gullible-Matrix' embedded in every Temper Card
Great job GBAtemp team on forming this joke...I think that it would've been better if Opium had better Photoshopping skills.

Photoshopping is a kike word.


Thanks, Opium.

 

[xlinkinpakx]

How can u even ever belive it? Its april 1st man....

 

[juggernaut911]

YAY!!!!! so whos

tech?

 

[Opium]

YAY!!!!! so whos

tech?

Grogtech is another name for shaun's basement

 

[snazzypants]

How embarrassing for the quotees.