New Temper Card Features Announced!

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Apr 2, 2007
  1. Opium
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    New Temper Card Features Announced!

    Patented 'Gullible-Matrix' embedded in every Temper Card








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    GBAtemp.net is proud to announce that our Temper Card will come with microchips built by Grogtech. There will also be a built in Hrth-o-meter which is able to accurately detect Hrth to within two metres.



    The release date is pending due to these revolutionary features, some say it may never be released.



    Check out some of the positive reaction Temper Card has received over the last day!










    Thanks for all the feedback you guys have given us. We'll put it in the firmware update we intend to release next April Fools.




     


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    I give it a 4/10 because my saves keep getting corrupted.
     
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    Hmm, I suspect it is a fake. That YouTube video doesn't prove anything. There could have been another DS offscreen.
     
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    Much more clear!
    I mean, dang.
    Much more clear.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Okay with the hrth-o-meter this is officialy FAKE. Lol , it would be awsome though.

    Oh and i smell photoshoping on the cart photo.
     
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    GBAtemp, you bastards.
     
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    Aw... Can I get the sample/beta? [​IMG]
    I've believed it from the beginning.
     
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    very nice... [​IMG]
     
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    Sorry, we won't be releasing it in a clear case. Just black.
     
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    :'( ......at least i will always have gnirfleo
     
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    Since it's open-source, could I see that part??

    Great job GBAtemp team on forming this joke...I think that it would've been better if Opium had better Photoshopping skills.

    TEMPER CARD, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!
     
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    *Sues for false advertising*

    At least i raised my post count by at least 10 by this thread alone.

    EDIT: I suggest you look at what would be under my avatar.

    Raising my hopes like that can be dangerous. I've been counseled once for thinking about suicide. And no, I still haven't gotten a girlfriend yet. That may contribute to it...

    NOTE: I would also like to mention that this is the only april fools i had all day, and is the only one i fell for. I feel pretty damned stupid now. :'(
     
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    LOL: hrth-o-meter. hehe
     
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    Haha. Ruthless, guys. [​IMG]
    Thanks for the laugh.

    Photoshopping is a kike word.


    Thanks, Opium. [​IMG]
     
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    How can u even ever belive it? Its april 1st man....
     
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    YAY!!!!! so whos [​IMG] tech?
     
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    Grogtech is another name for shaun's basement [​IMG]
     
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