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So uh..... care to at least make a link in USN saying this thread is moved? Otherwise (you know as well as I do), more people will make one, not seeing it's already made.

EDIT: Hold up, the thread I made saying he stepped down is STILL in USN, why did this one move?
 

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Welll... gues it's time for me to talk about the new pope:

The new pope is this little dude right here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Bergoglio
Aaaand... yes, he's from Argentine just like me.
You guys were expecting for an open-minded pope? Ahah... poor little fellas. This beautiful man stood against the law of same-sex marriage because "it's a war against God" and also saying that these were "plans from the Devil".
TL;DR The new pope is a homophobic asshole.

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys about another interesting fact: He was with the military dictators in Argentina in 1976 ^-^
 

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You are a worried citizen expressing a valid concern about an enormous religion, but inevitably would be disregarded/ignored (or possibly worse) if you were to bring your concerns to higher power in the religion.

.....I'll stop there.
ya I doubt my opinion matters;especially due to the secrecy of their "democratic" voting system where they burn the votes before they even are allowed to leave, I imagine a power struggle and less than holy means of negotiating who wins the coveted hat of truth and leads their people.

sacred battle royale anyone?
 

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Welll... gues it's time for me to talk about the new pope:

The new pope is this little dude right here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Bergoglio
Aaaand... yes, he's from Argentine just like me.
You guys were expecting for an open-minded pope? Ahah... poor little fellas. This beautiful man stood against the law of same-sex marriage because "it's a war against God" and also saying that these were "plans from the Devil".
TL;DR The new pope is a homophobic asshole.

I was thinking this is standard catholicism.

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys about another interesting fact: He was with the military dictators in Argentina in 1976 ^-^
Than I read this and thought "appalling cunt."
As an institution, I abhor the Vatican.
 

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At least no one has made any pedophile jokes.
...none that actually got posted.


So uh..... care to at least make a link in USN saying this thread is moved? Otherwise (you know as well as I do), more people will make one, not seeing it's already made.

EDIT: Hold up, the thread I made saying he stepped down is STILL in USN, why did this one move?
No idea; I wasn't the one who moved it.
 

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Something something, euphemism... :unsure:
Somehow, I imagined Boy George kneeling.... Oh, dear. Back to refreshing List_of_popes wiki on my other tab for me.

So far, he's been referred to as Pope Pius XIII, Pope Francis I, Pope Francis, and Pope Catshow. lolwut?
 

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Unfortunately, he'll probably continue to maintain the status quo. As they say, "Holy see, Holy do."

I don't know, maybe I'm just bitter. I sent my application in and everything, and they didn't even have the decency to call me back. Seriously, guys, what the hell?
 
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My only question is the legitimacy of deciding the head of an entire God based religion via a popularity contest. it seems quite sinful an act to do so but who am I to judge...
Well the alternative would be just silly.

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