New Metallica lyrics discovered

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  1. beegee7730
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    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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  2. Demonbart

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    I LOL'd
     
  3. beegee7730
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    You kids today with your My Chemical Romance and your Slipknot don't know real music!
     
  4. prowler

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    I guess only a Metallica fan would get this [​IMG]
     
  5. beegee7730
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    Yes [​IMG]
     
  6. Neko

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    I'm not a metallica fan, I don't really like them at all but I got this joke and I think it's brilliant. [​IMG]
     
  7. beegee7730
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    If you don't get it, listen to 4:52-5:02 of Metallica - One.
     
  8. Brian117

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    Heh, watched the video on YouTube. Funny [​IMG].
     
  9. Amber Lamps

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    beegee nice try but if you read the bag it states Armani Collezioni which is the most expensive Armani brand and as far as I recall it does not have sales. Try $350 for a button down shirt or $500 for a pair of blue yachting jeans. You initially gave me the impression that it said Armani Exchange.
     
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    I still LOL'd. [​IMG]
     
  11. TrolleyDave

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  12. Rayder

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    Man, I remember way back when the Master of Puppets album was new. I completely re-wrote both of these songs:

    "Master of Puppets" (Master of Mooches)

    Master of mooches, I'm stealing your things
    drinking your beer and smoking your weed
    just check your wallet, it's not a dream
    Moocher! Moocher!

    and


    "Disposable Heroes" (Disposable Bottles).

    Back to the Pub
    You will do, what I say, when I say, back to the Pub
    You will drink, when I say, you must drink, back to the Pub
    You will buy, when I say, you must buy, Back to the Pub


    Unfortunately, I lost a huge folder with a lot of that stuff in it when I here moved 10 years ago. Never did find it.......I can't remember ALL the lyrics I re-wrote for these two songs. But it was all pretty much syllable-for-syllable, rhyme-for-rhyme accurate re-writes. Kinda like a Weird Al Yankovic tune, you know? It was all geared toward humor, of course. And believe me when I say, they were really good. Really bums me out that I lost them. I bet those lyrics could have been worth money somehow....like selling them to someone like Weird Al, for example.........sigh.....
     
  13. beegee7730
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    That's pretty awesome.