New Club Nintendo Downloadable Tiltles

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  1. xerxes16439
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    I'll post the games and their prices as they come out once the month is over I'll put it on spoiler tag.

    August: Club Nintendo was recently updated latest downloadable games and to my surprise they are EXCITE BIKE and NES Football!!! For 3DS and wiiware at 150 and 100 coins respectively. I'm surprised but not in a good way, check out the reviews for the details.
    Review:
    Do not bother to even consider adding either of these games to your downloads. You all know by the fluidity review that i havent played that game but I'm pretty fucking sure it's way better than these turds, seriously.​
    • Excite Bikes's title is very misleading, since there's not a single feature of this game that is 'exciting' and the bikes are certainly are not it. The game is terrible, the controls are terrible, the fact that there might be somebody that actually enjoys this ungodly creation is even worse.
    • As for NES Football, fuck. that. shit. To those people, yes all three of you, that prefer to play videogames about sports instead of the sport itself, I guareenteed you'll get more fun out putting your hand in a running blender than tyring hard to convince yourself this game is even remotely fun or worth 100 coins.
    Everyone should heed my caution and steer their excitement and/or bikes away from this game and if at all possible, KILL IT WITH FIRE, that is all. ​








    Fluidity is now available as a wiiware downloadable title.
    Review:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!









    Bonsai Barber and Golf which are for Wiiware and GB Virtual Console on 3DS respectively are now available for download.
    Review:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!











    PS: Don't take my reviews on these games seriously, I'm totally joking, they might actually be good.
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  2. fatmajinboo

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    I also notice that electroplakton has a expiration date of july 15 and Mario tennis on the 22, maybe a new games will be announced the next day, hopefully a good ones.
     
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  3. BrightNeko

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    Not the first time, they can only shuffle through things they publish or own. So you'll get some of there meh stuff every now and again. Just thank god they don't have anything truly horrible... yet.
     
  4. yuyuyup

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    No way in hell would I waste coins on that piecemeal fraction of Electroplankton, a full DS game for those unaware, also the 1st ever DS rom.
     
  5. dicamarques

    dicamarques Definitely not Bruce Wayne.

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    Is that only for the usa as always?
     
  6. Midna

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    These ones only last for 15 days instead of 30, OP.
     
  7. regnad

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    Don't stop reading after the OP!
     
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  9. thaddius

    thaddius Charmander is not pleased.

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    Mario Tennis is alright, but it's too bad you can do the GBC link with it.
     
  10. yuyuyup

    yuyuyup GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Well, according to rom lists, Electroplankton is #0001. If you think I'm lying then report me.
     
  11. avran89

    avran89 ALWB 4 LIFE!!! MOOSE!!!

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    Mario Tennis is okay but pretty sure most of us already have his on an old 64 or emulator. I'll pass on ElectroPlankton and wait for more 1st party games like Donkey Kong, Mario, Kirby, etc.
     
  12. Ace Overclocked

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    report you for lying?
    Internet is serious shit,
     
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    Urban champion says hi.
     
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    Saw the selection this morning. Not impressed in the least. At least they expire half way through the month.
    Total bullshit.
     
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  15. AceWarhead

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    Ugh... I wasted my coins on that game.
    Regretted it ever since.
     
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  16. Slyakin

    Slyakin See ya suckers

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    The games may be subpar (Mario Tennis is still pretty good, though), but at least we're finally seeing Nintendo's faster rotation for these games. Half a month instead of a whole month for 3DS downloads isn't too bad.
     
  17. Luigi2012SM64DS

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    electroplankton is like the absolute first ds game made.
     
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    And it sucks.
     
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  19. DaggerV

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    Firsts usually do :P
     
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    FUCK YES, MARIO TENNIS