NASA says you won´t be able to play Boktai games anymore after the Sun dies

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Scientists at NASA headquarters confirmed in a press conference that it will be impossible for humans to play Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand for the Game Boy Advance after the Sun dies.
Boktai games for the gba use a light sensor on the cartridge which measures light exposure.

“We’ve known for a while that the Sun is expected to run out of hydrogen and helium in about 5 billion years, effectively wiping out all natural life on Earth,” said researcher Dr. Kelly Masterson, displaying a slideshow graphic illustrating how the absence of sunlight will impact crops, ecosystems, and special translucent Game Boy Advance cartridges equipped with light sensors.

“What we’ve been able to confirm in addition to these facts is that the eventual absence of sunlight will also render copies of Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand by Konami totally unplayable once players are unable to gather sunlight into Django’s Gun del Sol to kill the vampires in the game.”

Masterson noted with an air of humor that, although today’s humans won’t deal with this problem directly, this new information shows in vivid detail all of the ways the death of the sun will immediately impact life on Earth.

“Certainly, most humans will perish once the Sun dies, but the lucky ones who are able to burrow underground and subsist on heat from the Earth’s core will need a lot of video games to pass the time.
We hope that our research will enable our descendants to prepare ahead of time and not be disappointed to discover that their Boktai cartridges are useless.”

Source:https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/...le-to-play-boktai-anymore-after-the-sun-dies/

 

[Hambrew]

yooo NASA got a time machine

 

[Blaze163]

To be fair Boktai was rendered near unplayable the moment the GBA SP came out, putting the cart upside down and screwing over the sensor because your hands were in the way.

And these days the only GBA gaming is emulated anyway.

And Boktai was never playable in the UK even though it got a UK release because sunlight was always a foreign concept to us Brits.

 

[USUKDecks]

humanity will be LONG dead before the sun dies!

 

[Ricken]

Scientists at NASA headquarters confirmed in a press conference that it will be impossible for humans to play Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand for the Game Boy Advance after the Sun dies.
Boktai games for the gba use a light sensor on the cartridge which measures light exposure.


Source:https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/...le-to-play-boktai-anymore-after-the-sun-dies/

This is my kind of humor honestly

 

[Kwyjor]

oh noes, look at Nintendo being so anti-consumer! They should immediately assure us that in the event the Sun dies, they will immediately deploy a replacement sun rather than deprive the world of their legitimately-purchased software for even a moment!

Why, I even heard the Switch is subject to entropy and will not survive the heat-death of the universe! As if joycon-drift wasn't enough!?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Hard drive’s stuff is hilarious

 

[Deleted member 668561]

the only thing that'll last forever is a fuckin nokia 3310, that shit will live until heat death, 10^100 years

that's any time around the year 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

or so