Name any game; released, unreleased, old, new, and I'll tell you exactly why it's trash.
Name a video game and I'll tell you why it sucks
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Too difficult to level up, tutorial level is too long and complicated, no special moves, no powers, and the endgame is just you sitting around waiting to die.
Who thought it would be a good idea to make an Addams Family game? What happens in the Addams Family franchise that anyone could make a game about? Oh yeah, nothing. That's why they had to take another game that just ripped off the overhead sections from Blaster Master and slap a license on it. So now you have Uncle Fester shooting aliens.
Of all time? Probably MGS2
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Oh hey! What do you think about Metal Gear Solid 2?
how could you fall for the bait x3
Long cutscenes that make no sense and you need a PhD in philosophy and have played every Metal Gear game up to that point to even have an inkling as to what's going on. Raiden and Rose and their stupid high school relationship bullshit. All the really cool shit only happens in cutscenes. Oh, and it's super short.
I knew exactly what you were trying to do
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Not intentionally. I actually wanted to rant about botw since I've been playing it lately, and had the better idea of bitching about games that people mostly consider to be good.you ripped off my smash bros ranting thread
It's like Harvest Moon but there's no farming and everything has to be done in real time. Impossible to play for people who actually work for a living, therefore it is only for kids and nolifes.
keep in mind these are not meant to be taken seriously and not all of the complaints are legitimate, justified, or reasonable in any way
UT: Die too fast, the guns aren't realistic, and the characters are ugly
PD: the characters' mouths don't move when they talk. This is supposed to be an Xbox 360 game! Microsoft ruined Rare, etc. Nobody plays the online anymore.
Tetris: you stack blocks and clear lines, whoop-de-fucking-doo! How is that interesting in the slightest?
Predatory microtransactions, gambling away real money for a chance to win fake money, and nobody knows what they are doing when it comes to heists.
Super Nintendo? That thing's old as shit! The low heart beeping is annoying as fuck. Sarahsararshasla is a dumb name for a character. Did I mention the annoying beeping? Oh and fuck the skull woods dungeon.
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Hmm, I'd have to agree with you on the low health beeping part. Haha.
Sonic and human princess. Gross.
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