It's taboo to criticize your mom, but in general she is just a discredit to humanity. I can sum up my opinion of her in 4 main points. 1. She's overweight. Your mom is morbidly obese and this fact alone makes it uncomfortable to be within her immediate vicinity. It is on record that your mom is so fat, that she went to the beach and animal rights activists tried to push her back in the water. 2. She's visually unattractive. Separate from weight, she is just plain ugly. It's common knowledge that your mom is so ugly that she needs two bags to cover her face. 3. Your mom is also well known for her lack of intelligence. There have been incidents where your mom was thrown a rock at the ground and completely missed. She is simply that stupid. 4. Your mom's undeniably loose with her sexuality. She is quite comparable to bowling ball, actually. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter. Oddly enough she still comes back for more. Man, I ramble a lot. BTW, I used to think your mom was an okay person... I just saw the light eventually.