My View on Your Mom

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Apr 19, 2007

My View on Your Mom by Heran Bago at 5:10 AM (1,325 Views / 0 Likes) 15 replies

  1. Heran Bago
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    Member Heran Bago Where do puyo come from?

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    It's taboo to criticize your mom, but in general she is just a discredit to humanity. I can sum up my opinion of her in 4 main points.

    1. She's overweight. Your mom is morbidly obese and this fact alone makes it uncomfortable to be within her immediate vicinity. It is on record that your mom is so fat, that she went to the beach and animal rights activists tried to push her back in the water.

    2. She's visually unattractive. Separate from weight, she is just plain ugly. It's common knowledge that your mom is so ugly that she needs two bags to cover her face.

    3. Your mom is also well known for her lack of intelligence. There have been incidents where your mom was thrown a rock at the ground and completely missed. She is simply that stupid.

    4. Your mom's undeniably loose with her sexuality. She is quite comparable to bowling ball, actually. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter. Oddly enough she still comes back for more.

    Man, I ramble a lot. BTW, I used to think your mom was an okay person... I just saw the light eventually.
     
  2. Orc

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    My view on your mom:
    [​IMG]
    (I liek her.)
     
  3. lagman

    Former Staff lagman I wish I was green.

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    Brilliant, bravo.
     
  4. Heran Bago
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    Member Heran Bago Where do puyo come from?

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    So I heard your mom likes mudkips.
     
  5. [M]artin

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    I think all our moms just gawt pwned.
     
  6. Taras

    Member Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Your mother looks like Orville Reddenbacher in a blue wig and swims after troop ships.
     
  7. [M]artin

    Member [M]artin .

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    Ouch.

    Heran Bago was just playing around, but you took it way too far with that comment, Taras... [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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    ROFL!
     
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    Heran... That was brilliant. I'm still giggling.

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  10. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    I'm an atheist...
    .. I don't believe in your mom.


    [​IMG]

    edit: Ok, admittedly that made absolutely no sense whatsoever..
     
  11. RayorDragonFall

    Member RayorDragonFall I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

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    Lol its official: Mothernite has lost his sanity.
     
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    Exactly how we like it mthrnite, made absolutely no sense [​IMG]
     
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    Your mom is Jack Thompson!
     
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    NEED MOAR DESU!
     
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    DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!
     

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