My View on Your Mom

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Heran Bago, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. Heran Bago
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    Heran Bago Where do puyo come from?

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    It's taboo to criticize your mom, but in general she is just a discredit to humanity. I can sum up my opinion of her in 4 main points.

    1. She's overweight. Your mom is morbidly obese and this fact alone makes it uncomfortable to be within her immediate vicinity. It is on record that your mom is so fat, that she went to the beach and animal rights activists tried to push her back in the water.

    2. She's visually unattractive. Separate from weight, she is just plain ugly. It's common knowledge that your mom is so ugly that she needs two bags to cover her face.

    3. Your mom is also well known for her lack of intelligence. There have been incidents where your mom was thrown a rock at the ground and completely missed. She is simply that stupid.

    4. Your mom's undeniably loose with her sexuality. She is quite comparable to bowling ball, actually. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter. Oddly enough she still comes back for more.

    Man, I ramble a lot. BTW, I used to think your mom was an okay person... I just saw the light eventually.
     
  2. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    My view on your mom:
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    (I liek her.)
     
  3. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

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    Brilliant, bravo.
     
  4. Heran Bago
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    Heran Bago Where do puyo come from?

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    So I heard your mom likes mudkips.
     
  5. [M]artin

    [M]artin .

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    I think all our moms just gawt pwned.
     
  6. Taras

    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Your mother looks like Orville Reddenbacher in a blue wig and swims after troop ships.
     
  7. [M]artin

    [M]artin .

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    Ouch.

    Heran Bago was just playing around, but you took it way too far with that comment, Taras... [​IMG]

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  8. OSW

    OSW Wii King

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    ROFL!
     
  9. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Heran... That was brilliant. I'm still giggling.

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  10. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    I'm an atheist...
    .. I don't believe in your mom.


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    edit: Ok, admittedly that made absolutely no sense whatsoever..
     
  11. RayorDragonFall

    RayorDragonFall I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

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    Lol its official: Mothernite has lost his sanity.
     
  12. Mehdi

    Mehdi Lemonade by Psyfira

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    Exactly how we like it mthrnite, made absolutely no sense [​IMG]
     
  13. rashef

    rashef GBAtemp Regular

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    Your mom is Jack Thompson!
     
  14. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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  15. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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  16. OSW

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    DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!