MY THIRD AND FINAL CONSPIRACY THEORY

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by rest0re, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. rest0re
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    rest0re GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    You know those moving platforms or levers or whatever in videogames? Nobody ever explained why and how and what
    makes them move? Well explanation is simple. It is the Devil himself who is present at every videogame/pc game cart that
    moves those levers. Only he has enough evil powers to move floating platforms around. Please don't show or tell my discovery
    to your religious parents or Jack Thompson. They will ban you from gaming forever...

    Thanks and keep on gaming!

    From Conspiracy Headquarters signing off Rest0re...
     
  2. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

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    It all makes sense now, thanks for clearing up debate I was having with my associate: we kept getting a busy tone during satanic rites and virginal kittens are getting hard to find.
     
  3. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    Actually, it's the work of the SuperDevil.

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