My story: if you give a furry a nintendo switch

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  1. Larsenv
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    If you give a furry a nintendo switch, they will want an extra pair of joycons to go with it
    If you give a furry a nintendo switch, they will want a 2tb microsd card to go with it

    And if you give them that they will want breath of the wild
    Then, they will want a gbatemp account

    After that, they will want extra battery life
    And a joycon wheel

    Then they will want more joycons
    And a new nintendo switch

    They will want every game for the switch
    And an autograph from a nintendo employee
     
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    TIL Furries want more than they have
     
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    Good thing I'm not a furry.
     
  4. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N

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  5. BORTZ

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    fukkin furries
     
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    Away from this shithole
    Fucking furries

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  7. migles

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    my dad works for nintendo.
    why the hell they want so much upgraded wiimotes?

    PS: joycon with built in plus incoming
    nintendo didn't give a shit about releasing faulty joycons with short range, becauase they will sell a new upgraded version later to fix it. (for 80 bucks, you must get it!!!!)
     
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    Fukkin furries!! :angry:
     
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    where you not a fury?
     
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  11. migles

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    genuine question
    how do you defeat a fury or shield agains the damn thing?
    vampires we can use garlick, demons we can use salt in the doors etc..
    how about this damn fury furries?
     
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