MY SECOND ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY THEORY

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by rest0re, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. rest0re
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    rest0re GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    I think Tingle is really underwear gnome who is 1) stealing underwears 2) ???? 3) Profit. If you don't agree, proof me
    otherwise.
     
  2. Digeman

    Digeman GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Ofcourse!! [​IMG] It all makes sense now... [​IMG]
     
  3. adgloride

    adgloride Its A Wii Wario

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    I think hes hording all the wiis no one can get hold of.
     
  4. rest0re
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    rest0re GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    he is ron jeremy... well known and famous actor. maybe shigeru miyamoto watched his movies and thought
    "wow, ill make mario as cool as this guy". also he is also called "the hedgehog", so maybe sonic team took
    inspiration from him too [​IMG]
     
  5. Opium

    Opium PogoShell it to me ™

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  6. Szyslak

    Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    I guess you could call him an "actor". He is pretty famous though. [​IMG]
     
  7. tjas

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    Ron Jeremy (born Ron Jeremy Hyatt on March 12, 1953) is an American pornographic actor currently residing in Long Island, New York.[4] Nicknamed the Hedgehog[1] for his "spherical hirsuteness"[5], he was ranked by AVN Magazine at #1 in their "100 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list.[6] Jeremy has also made appearances in non-pornographic films with studios such as Troma Entertainment.[3]

    He gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio (with his first on-screen demonstration being Inside Seka[7]) but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain.[8]
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  8. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    Too much information... [​IMG]
     
  9. Regiiko

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    "I still have a valid teaching license. But if parents see me with a kid, they'll want to call 911." - Ron Jeremy

    Fucking owned.