My Rekkids

[mthrnite]

Hey Y'all,
Some know I used to work in a thrift store, and I like weird stuff a lot. I've been going through my record collection recently and weeding out a lot of crap. Some stuff has no worth to my ears, but still deserves documenting based on the cover.

Here then is a thread into which I'll post my weirdest LP covers.

Just this for a start... but I think you'll agree, it's a good start.

..more to come soon!

 

[dice]

 

[mthrnite]

Not quite as bizarre, but gets my vote for homeliest woman in a sexy pose..

Detail (for which I'm truly sorry.)

oh, and dice.. I could swear I've got that Millie Jackson on tape somewhere!

 

[dice]

lol if it's good then the cover doesn't do it justice, I dont actually own these songs but they pics are funny as heck

 

[mthrnite]

I just gotta know what she's gonna do with that shoe in her hand...


... oh wait, no I don't.

 

[tshu]

I just gotta know what she's gonna do with that shoe in her hand...


... oh wait, no I don't.

Oh it's a shoe. I thought it was an eggplant :'(

 

[mthrnite]

I just gotta know what she's gonna do with that shoe in her hand...


... oh wait, no I don't.

Oh it's a shoe. I thought it was an eggplant :'(

omygoditisaneggplant!!!!
...so where's the other shoe?
I'm not waiting around for the other shoe to drop, that's foshizzle!

 

[Qpido]

Not quite as bizarre, but gets my vote for homeliest woman in a sexy pose..

oh, and dice.. I could swear I've got that Millie Jackson on tape somewhere!

I hope that album cover didn't mean 'Ass up, face down, cum' oownn' in old-talk.


Q~

 

[mthrnite]

Uh, Yup! That's what it means Qpido... frightening isn't it?

Ok, I have two Mr. Rogers records. I can't find the other one right now, but when I do, I'll post some of the more questionable lyrics.
He's just too easy.

Short sample of the lyrics follows:

My Mother's not so big as Dad,
But bigger than my sister.
I wonder if she ever had
A little fever blister?

 

[mucus]

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