My poem for Hadrian.

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  1. Brian117
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    *Explicit words ahead*

    NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO:



    Lyrics:

    Hadrian,

    You and me, equal eternity
    Me and you, equal fertility

    Staring at you all day long
    Only brings me to have a very big dong

    I will forever love you day and night
    Even if we get in a fruit fight

    Waking up to you every morning
    Just reminds me of the recent moaning

    You will always come home to a clean house
    Even when I'm wearing a french maids blouse.

    I will drive you where you need to be
    And pull the car over when you need to pee

    I will cook you breakfast, lunch, and dinner
    But only, ONLY if it makes you thinner

    Thank you, that is all. [​IMG]
     
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  3. Brian117
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    Guess this didn't get as much publicity as I wanted it to.

    I'M ONLY A HUMAN BEING PEOPLE.
     
  4. Hadrian

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    Trying to fucking change me again. [​IMG]
     
  5. Brian117
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    Only trying to change your self esteem, cherry snookum.
     
  6. Law

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    record it and upload it to get more publicity points.
     
  7. Brian117
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    I should...but in terms of recording, video or just sound?
     
  8. Law

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    I guess you could make a music video and put it on Youtube, that should get you some hadrian-cred which you can then spend on upgrades for his dong.
     
  9. Brian117
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    His dong could use of some upgrades...[​IMG]

    But a music video? Meh. I wouldn't know what the hell.
     
  10. ca_michelbach

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    Wow, a music video about Hadrian...I'd watch it!
     
  11. Law

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    record the poem, find some soft music, find some hadrian related images, put the images together in a movie maker to make a video, soft music at 10% volume as track 1, your recorded poem for track 2. encode at whatever the fuck but make sure it's high quality (I like to export videos with the Techsmith codec that comes with Camtasia at about 90% quality), then run it through mediacoder and put it in an MP4 container with the h.264 codec.

    optional: run poem track through Audacity's remove noise feature.
     
  12. raulpica

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    I'm totally for the music video! [​IMG]
     
  13. Overlord Nadrian

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    Great poem you made there Brian!
     
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    Microsoft Sam can't say it properly
     
  15. Brian117
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    I'm going to record this poem later. And just add soft music like Law said, in the background.

    Make it feel all, stage poemish. I'm going to say the poem really soft and peaceful. [​IMG]

    Give me time and I'll bump this thread when it's done.
     
  16. Law

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    Don't forget to dig into Temper Pics and Hadrians Facebook in order to find pictures for the video.
     
  17. Brian117
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    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Yeah, didn't get to do it today. Sucks. Tomorrow for sure.

    And Law, I can't be arsed to go through like, 200 or more + pages of the tempers pics. But I will try.

    On side note, you have Facebook? Find me under Hadrians profile and add me boy.
     
  18. Hadrian

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    Always trying to fucking change me? [​IMG]
     
  19. Brian117
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    Just trying to help your self esteem, my little peach bush.
     
  20. Hadrian

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    Don't need it, I'm awesome, I'm the creme de la creme. I am the reason that photography exists.