My plan for Youtube views.

[Coldstare5]

Alright, I've got a plan which will get me a lot of views, and possibly a few subscribers:

What I'm going to do, is wait a few billion years or so, for the Sun to supernova. Then, I'm going to set up a digital camera and jump away from the explosion, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". Then, I'll post it on Youtube, and I'll get a lot of views, everyone will think I'm awesome, and subscribe to me, and I might start up some eroticism.

But, unfortunately, I have this terrible disease where I tend to die after 80 or so years, so what I'm going to do, is to get some ANTI-AGING CREAM, and apply it to my face, so I'll look young and sexy for Death, so we'll fall in love, have sex, and start a family with him, so then, a bunch of male strippers with big sexy whips (Calling themselves the "Belmonts") will invade our fortress and I lose track of where I was going with this. Anywho, since ANTI AGING CREAM is expensive, I'll need all of you to prostitute yourself for money, money which I can use to buy more ANTI AGING CREAM.

I'm not going to lie, this is not going to be easy, and many of you will die pointless deaths, but it's all for a cause: I MIGHT GET SUBSCRIBERS!

NOW WHO'S WITH ME?

Artist's rendition of one of the male stripper invaders

 

[da_head]

fail

Edit: also, our sun isn't large enough to become a supernova noob. it will become a red giant, and eventually fizzle away.

 

[p1ngpong]

Youtube is solar powered, n00b

 

[science]

This is genius! Like actually, A+ post!

 

[Luigi F Mario]

Allright boss i'm hard at work i put an add up: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cas/

i'm the one who "must have"

now i just have to wait for all the big hairy men to reply!







-Luigi Mario

 

[science]

^^ lol that can't be good

 

[Luigi F Mario]

ok here is my add: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cas/1113872729.html

i got some leads boss:

if got a tube but it will take a bit of censored to get it out.

Sup mister , I am Jenny?, I am 28 years old and half
asian. I couldn't help but laugh at your posting So I figured I
would see whats up email me back..im around

Hi mister , My name is Brooke?, I am 32 years old and
easy going. I saw your ad So I figured I would check you out
Hit me back Id meet for coffee maybe

Joe Jared

Another day at the office, my boss is such a jerk. I was crusin CL
and saw your ad. I have pics but I figured I would make sure you are
real first.What all do you get into for fun?

That's all i got, I await your instructions.



-Luigi Mario

 

[Coldstare5]

SEND IN THE SMURFS!

(I've been lurking for a while.)

 

[Hadrian]

Ok you forced me to use a lolcat:

 

[science]

ok here is my add: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cas/1113872729.html

i got some leads boss:

if got a tube but it will take a bit of censored to get it out.

Sup mister , I am Jenny?, I am 28 years old and half
asian. I couldn't help but laugh at your posting So I figured I
would see whats up email me back..im around

Hi mister , My name is Brooke?, I am 32 years old and
easy going. I saw your ad So I figured I would check you out
Hit me back Id meet for coffee maybe

Joe Jared

Another day at the office, my boss is such a jerk. I was crusin CL
and saw your ad. I have pics but I figured I would make sure you are
real first.What all do you get into for fun?

That's all i got, I await your instructions.



-Luigi Mario

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


and just because this guy has 1 post does not mean he is fail, he is genius! very very funny

 

[Law]

Ok you forced me to use a lolcat:

On the subject of cats, just post a video of one.

Video of a cat = instant views + subscribers.

 

[Coldstare5]

1. I've only got one post, and I intend to keep it that way, Dagnabbit!
2. I like my plan better, I've always wanted to seduce Death.

 

[Sir-Fritz]

1. I've only got one post, and I intend to keep it that way, Dagnabbit!
2. I like my plan better, I've always wanted to seduce Death.

Will you use your come hither charm?

 

[kjean]

Yup, I can't wait for DNF to come out, too.