My plan for Youtube views.

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Apr 8, 2009

My plan for Youtube views. by Coldstare5 at 12:56 PM (1,050 Views / 0 Likes) 13 replies

  1. Coldstare5
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    Newcomer Coldstare5 Newbie

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    Alright, I've got a plan which will get me a lot of views, and possibly a few subscribers:

    What I'm going to do, is wait a few billion years or so, for the Sun to supernova. Then, I'm going to set up a digital camera and jump away from the explosion, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". Then, I'll post it on Youtube, and I'll get a lot of views, everyone will think I'm awesome, and subscribe to me, and I might start up some eroticism.

    But, unfortunately, I have this terrible disease where I tend to die after 80 or so years, so what I'm going to do, is to get some ANTI-AGING CREAM, and apply it to my face, so I'll look young and sexy for Death, so we'll fall in love, have sex, and start a family with him, so then, a bunch of male strippers with big sexy whips (Calling themselves the "Belmonts") will invade our fortress and I lose track of where I was going with this. Anywho, since ANTI AGING CREAM is expensive, I'll need all of you to prostitute yourself for money, money which I can use to buy more ANTI AGING CREAM.

    I'm not going to lie, this is not going to be easy, and many of you will die pointless deaths, but it's all for a cause: I MIGHT GET SUBSCRIBERS!

    NOW WHO'S WITH ME?


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    Artist's rendition of one of the male stripper invaders
     
  2. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    fail

    Edit: also, our sun isn't large enough to become a supernova noob. it will become a red giant, and eventually fizzle away.
     
  3. p1ngpong

    Supervisor p1ngpong Legit Boss Harold

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    Youtube is solar powered, n00b
     
  4. science

    Member science science rules

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    This is genius! Like actually, A+ post!
     
  5. Luigi F Mario

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    Allright boss i'm hard at work i put an add up: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cas/

    i'm the one who "must have"

    now i just have to wait for all the big hairy men to reply!







    -Luigi Mario
     
  6. science

    Member science science rules

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    ^^ lol that can't be good
     
  7. Luigi F Mario

    Banned Luigi F Mario Banned

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    ok here is my add: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cas/1113872729.html

    i got some leads boss:



    That's all i got, I await your instructions.



    -Luigi Mario
     
  8. Coldstare5
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    Newcomer Coldstare5 Newbie

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    SEND IN THE SMURFS!

    (I've been lurking for a while.)
     
  9. Hadrian

    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Ok you forced me to use a lolcat:

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  10. science

    Member science science rules

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


    and just because this guy has 1 post does not mean he is fail, he is genius! very very funny
     
  11. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    On the subject of cats, just post a video of one.

    Video of a cat = instant views + subscribers.
     
  12. Coldstare5
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    Newcomer Coldstare5 Newbie

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    1. I've only got one post, and I intend to keep it that way, Dagnabbit!
    2. I like my plan better, I've always wanted to seduce Death.
     
  13. Sir-Fritz

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    Will you use your come hither charm?
     
  14. kjean

    Member kjean GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Yup, I can't wait for DNF to come out, too.
     

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