My mom is strange

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Aug 17, 2007

My mom is strange by Linkiboy at 1:51 AM (2,360 Views / 0 Likes) 31 replies

  1. Linkiboy
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    So I was making her sign these papers about "i accept these rules and blablabla" and she was like "you know you should really learn to forge my signature by now. I am tired of signing all of these papers."

    I asked her if she was kidding and she said no.

    WHAT. DOES. ALL. THIS. MEAN. ???
     


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    She probably wants you to move out soon.
     
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    your mom is just lazy.
     
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    If I wasn't so fucking tired I'd make a shoop
     
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    Make it, I'll give you a cookie.
     
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    Scratch that, make a REALLLLY good one and I'll post my nightly Splash Page Comic thingy early (like right now).
     
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    MAKE THE DAMN SHOOP LINKI! FOR THE [M] COMIC THINGY!
     
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    i make my dad sign the syllabus crap/rules/detetion slips/etc...
     
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    ill make it tommorow

    me, gb2bed
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Sleep is for the weak...!
     
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    exactly
     
  13. Linkiboy
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    yeah well

    i have school

    and its CATHOLIC school

    i need to be awake if i dont want to get raped by the local priests
     
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    Wow... she actually told you to learn how to forge her signature... I've been signing my moms name with out her telling me.
     
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    The court appointed me as my mother's legal guardian at age twelve, so she couldn't sign shit anyways. Besides, she has no thumbs (It was a work accident - they got jammed in an anus, fire department had to amputate them, the sweat of fear loosened the thumbs and she got them out before they did, after which her pimp broke them off for not satisfying the customer. Afterwards I tracked down the pimp and gave him a handful of shiny bullets packaged inside a Glock clip, out of thanks for saving me from her annoying Tetris addiction. I was his best man at his Pimp Wedding. I have never seen so many wigs and sad skeletal zombie-looking hoes in one room as that day, and I've being to a Cancer clinic once to assault people weaker than me out of frustration for losing a fistfight against a gorilla)
     
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    Well, I always forge signatures lol. And my mom knows, but thats a priviledge you get for being "responsible" XD.
     
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    haha your mum sounds cool.

    Is/was she a hippy? does she smoke pot?
     
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    i fake my mom's signature since i was.. 10 years old.. :/.. cos u know... in my school, the parents had to sign our homework to make sure we do it at home
    (but i always do it in the morning at school.. [​IMG] )
     
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    tyasawa: *high five!*
     
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    RayorDragonFall: XD..

    *now studying at uni: faking group mates signatures if required*
     

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