My life is now complete.

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  1. Foxi4
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    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    http://segaretro.org/XE-1_AP

    This is the XE-1 AP Mega Drive controller by DEMPA. As you can see, it has an analog stick as well as shoulder buttons... and it was released long before the N64 or the SNES, in 1989 to be exact. Mmm... it feels so good... ;O;
     
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  2. Ryukouki

    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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    That's a fucking monster. :(
     
  3. the_randomizer

    the_randomizer The Temp's official fox whisperer

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    Dr. Wahwee's castle

    I didn't know those kinds of monsters existed :wink: :creep:
     
  4. Foxi4
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    Yes, yes, yes! More, give me more Nintenyearold blasted anuses! Tell me about how Nintendo invented the analog stick! ;O;
     
  5. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Irish ex captain

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    It looks like our Tempy mascots evil nemesis.
     
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  6. Flame

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    that must be the most uncomfortable thing in the world to use.

    if your life is complete cause of a very uncomfortable controller... i beg you dont cry... ;O;
     
  7. Foxi4
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    Now that you've mentioned it... I can't "unsee" it, you're totally right. :wtf:
    To be fair, it is upside-down in the photo. That, and y'know, it's not that hard to win a contest against the N64 controller, AKA a controller designed with three-handed mutants in mind. ;O;
     
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Should've been called "The Grendel."

    You'll tear your arm off just trying to use it.
     
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    Looks kinda like the Sega Saturn 3D controller, the Dreamcast controller and the Xbox Duke controller - not too shabby.
     
  10. Ryukouki

    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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    Controller, is that you? Foxi4
     
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    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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    It's actually a horseshoe crab, which I've actually gotten to play with before. They're so awesome.
     
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    Dome. Dethrone the false God! :angry:
     
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    Densetsu Pubic Ninja

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    Wouldn't YOU like to know?
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    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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  16. Foxi4
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    Bastard. :angry:
     
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    I forgot
    Yeah?? Well you can't triple penetrate bitches with that controller!!!!

    Nin10doh - 193483457239457239458349582345
    SonySega - -99999999999999
     
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  18. Flame

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    why didnt you start the Nin10doh number with nine(9)? you know it would have been much higher...


    1st rule of life: start with 9
     
  19. Duo8

    Duo8 I don't like video games

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    Now that it's completed, finish it :tpi:
     
  20. zeello

    zeello The reason we can't have nice things.

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    that's like saying modern controllers are designed for people with four thumbs :teach: