My leotard is two sizes too small.

[Rydian]

I was waiting around for a friend at school after gym class, and my crush happened to be there too. We started talking and he said that he'd always had a crush on me, and then he leaned in for a kiss. I was so happy and excited and I put my hands around his neck and started kissing him passionately. He put his hands on my lower back and started massaging my back as we kissed, while I caressed his neck, and I was really enjoying the makeout, and we were getting into a really good rhythm, when all of a sudden he grabbed my butt!!!

What made it worse is that I was only wearing a leotard, and it was 2 sizes too small for me cos I'd had to borrow my little sister's cos I couldn't find mine, so my butt was almost bare.

Anyway, I was so shocked at him grabbing my butt that I farted right on his hands!!!!! It was a really loud fart and it really stank. He looked disgusted, and stopped the kiss and said he had to be somewhere. Whenever I see him in the hallway he looks away.

What do I do? I've had a huge crush on him for over 2 years. He's so lovely and gorgeous and kissing him felt so amazing, until that happened. It was the best moment of my life followed by the worst :-(

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...20160925AAf55Kp

 

[Maplemage]

I sure hope the boyfriend reads this =D
Edit: Its on reddit

 

[YayMii]

I read that as leopard, and my confusion from that was justified when I read "Rydian"... You wouldn't want to ride a mini leopard, would you?

Anyways, on topic: ROFLMFAOCOPTER

 

[monkat]

what a dick (had this been real).

I probably would've laughed and let it slide. It's just a fart.

 

[Ikki]

Most likely not true and the girl/person (because girls aren't persons

) just wants attention.

If it's true, the guy didn't have a crush on her at all.

 

[Ringo619]

whats a leotard?

 

[Omninox]

just wow...

if it was the girl i like, i would be kinda grossed out, but wouldn't really care as long as she isnt doing it all the time xD

 

[SkankyYankee]

you're a leotard!

 

[RiderLeangle]

whats a leotard?

A guy in special education named "Leo"

 

[ProtoKun7]

*looks at the Best Answer*