My job is so ****ing unbelievable

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Aug 30, 2010
  1. Speculant
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    Member Speculant GBAtemp Regular

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    I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ass dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.


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    Anyway, I drive these ****ing idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
     
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    So your a detective? I couldn't really tell.
     
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    Friend, you have a hard life.
     
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    Haha... that was pretty funny. I was thinking to myself, what does this guy work with the Scooby Crew?
     
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    Member KirovAir Dutch Alcoholic Programmer

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    Old, and obvious copypasta is old and obvious copypaste. Please shoot yourself.

    Also, the game.
     
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    It is copypasta, but it is pretty delicious I must say.
     
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    At first I was like wtf, but then I LOL'd
     
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    hey fred!
     
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    I c wut u did thar.
     
  12. Speculant
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    Well of course it's obvious copypasta.

    Still hilarious, though.
     
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    THIS IS SCOOBY DOO! [​IMG]
     
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    The best copypasta there is. The Pokémon one might have been better for a video game forum though.
     

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