My internet connection is stabbing speed

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  1. Potticus
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  2. ProtoKun7

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    Well, he's an idio*connection loss*
     
  3. The Pi

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    Oh shit, I'm not sure whats worse this or that counter strike murder thing.
     
  4. ProtoKun7

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    Strictly in terms of damage and stalking potential, Counter Strike.
     
  5. tigris

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    Imagine if the guy had been playing World Of Warcraft...
     
  6. Njrg

    Njrg Kinsoku Jikou Desu. ^.~

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    Imagine if he grew up in 1990's with dial-up...

    When the family shared the one computer we had, we'd pickup the phone to knock the other off the internet. :\
    Even without that, we still suffered massive amounts of random disconnections.
     
  7. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    It’s 1997 and you’re downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You’ve been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

    (Did zip even exist in 1997?)
     
  8. The Pi

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    Yes It did
     
  9. Slyakin

    Slyakin See ya suckers

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    That's pretty disturbing...
     
  10. Potticus
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    too far
     
  11. prowler

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    i'm actually surprised it wasn't Korea.
     
  12. kobykaan

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    lol i remember 9600bps and acoustic coupling!

    but still this thread DOES NOT SURPRISE ME! ..after reading posts of people throwing kittens against walls when playing games,children almost dying from game player addiction neglect .... net connection loss related stabbings is pretty normal I would say!