My idea for a Twilight sequel

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Jun 2, 2009
  1. Coldstare5
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    Alright, I'm going to present to you, a few ideas for parts of a Twilight sequel!

    At the beginning of the movie:

    *Edward is walking away from Bella*

    Bella: Edward, why won't you talk to me, open up to me, we're supposed to be a couple!

    Edward:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    *Halfway through the movie*

    Edward: Want to be a team again, Bella? Whaddya say?

    Bella: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! *Turns into giant robot rhino thing*

    Edward: ALL RIGHT, TEAM! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!



    *At the end of the movie*

    Edward: I'm a little boy again, hooray for innocence!

    *looks down at pants*

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    THE END!
     
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    [sacarsm]Twillight has a bleak future..... NOT! [/sacarsm]

    LOL @ giant robots.

    This makes no sense really.
     
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    Perfect, now its plot already better than Twilight.

    It's a work-in progress, but I think I can save the Twilight franchise with this.

    You're welcome.
     
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    How can you save something that was never alive to begin with?
     
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    I can breathe life into it, and make it better than if sex came to your house and gave you a blowjob
     

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