My family are goddamn idiots

[Raika]

The doorknob's finally fixed, but yeah, I was kinda hotheaded the moment I blogged this and have calmed down, I apologize if I came of as snobby, arrogant and whatnot. I don't actually think of myself as being superior to others, it's just that sometimes when someone does something completely ridiculous I kinda lose it. I'm normally calm, but think of how you would react if you realized that your doorknob was suddenly getting hammered off out of nowhere. X_X So yeah, all's cool now, the door is fine, and I'm just gonna laugh it off in future when I think about it. And once again I apologize if I seemed like an egomaniac (or whatever you call it), didn't mean to rage that much. :3

 

[Pong20302000]

made me laugh

you should block the door shut and say its bust again to see what they do next

 

[bowser]

made me laugh

you should block the door shut and say its bust again to see what they do next

Maybe use a chainsaw

 

[Panzer Tacticer]

Hmm... For some reason my doorknob has been fucking up lately, and sometimes locks me in, but I can always somehow manage to get the door open on my own. BUT today, my retarded and moronic family attempted to open the door when the knob fucked up. They tried to open it for ages, but I ignored them and waited for them to go away before I went to open it.

BUT the moment yours truly, the genius in the family, tried to open it, the barbarians came and interrupted me. Pffft adults. ALWAYS attempting to be heroes and save the fucking day. So yeah, I didn't get a chance to freaking do it on my own, and I left them alone, hoping that they wouldn't have to break down the door. After a while, I started hearing some sort of hammering noise. I rushed to the door, but thank goodness the door wasn't broken down.

BUT to my horror, the knob was falling off. Turns out that they were hammering the knob off after they couldn't figure out how to get the door open. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RETARDS DOING OH MY FUCKING GOD. I thought my family would have more intelligence than this, but holy crap. They're BARBARIANS, I see them in an entirely new light now. At first I thought they were just mildly retarded and underdeveloped apes, but now... I don't know what to think anymore.

They could've just LEFT IT TO ME, the only intelligent person in the household to attempt opening. It's alright if they didn't want to let me do it, then WHY NOT CALL THE FUCKING LOCKSMITH? Dammit all to hell, why resort to using a FUCKING HAMMER? You guys think you're fucking Thor or the goddamn Hammer Bros or something? Good grief. I ended up raging and swearing fluently at their idiocy even though they were within earshot, but I didn't give a shit. My faith in humanity lowers every day, no matter how much I try to see humanity as competent and intelligent.

/rant

I feel for ya really I do.

Fortunately, I am the father in this case, and also a cabinet maker, not to mention I own a lot of good tools, not to mention the best part, my son is not a dolt, and doesn't normally even require my attention.

Wish he would get out more though. I plan to celebrate the day I suspect he's in his room alone with a girl.
Come on dear, we need to 'go get a coffee' and let it be known sort of loudly we will be out for a while, at least 2 hours!
Not going to happen though, I can't picture him bringing a girlfriend here. After all, his dad is into anime and likely would be too embarassing