my english 2 honors mid semester essay.

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Oct 14, 2007
  1. modshroom128
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    this is what i turned in for the mid semester essay about morals. teacher said it should be at least 2 pages long, and its 12 percent of our final grade.

    "once there was a drug dealer named hookworm. he sold crack to the people in the ghetto. one day hookworm accidentily stuck himself with a needle. he got adicted to his own drugs.
    moral of the story: w00t"

    i think i got a pretty decent grade.
     


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    I don't mean this as an insult, but what grade are you in?
     
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    Why would you do that? That's kinda dumb dude. It's not "cool" to be a dumbass and do shitty in high school, especially in an easy honors class.
     
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    10th!

    I LOVE EDUCATION
    I CARE ABOUT MY FUTURE AND MY CURRENT GPA
     
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    did she not throw it back at you and call you a dumbfuck, failure at life who sucks and made a pointless, idiotic thread?
     
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    comeon mate, some things are funny but don't wreck your education.

    even if you don't want to study, at least try and produce something which will let you pass.
     
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    nah
     
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    u can even keep the same story but expand on what you wrote.

    ie. heres a start

    Deep down in a dark alleyway there lived a drug dealer named Hookworm. Most looked down on him like trash, he was the scum of society. But if you looked closer, past those droopy eyeslids, through the depths of his iris a poor misunderstood soul lay. One day hookworm accidentally stuck himself with a needle. His life was to never be the same. Slowly he became dependant on the crack, burying himself furthur into ruin. He was addicted to his own drugs.

    moral of the story: i don't know, you need to expand it like 10 times as much and actually have a moral. Is this supposed to be a story or another type of essay...?
     
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    Well this is an interesting thread to come across while working on a paper.

    My paper isn't about drug dealers. It is on simulations that I just finished running. Some of the simulations had to do with speed dating so there may have been drug dealers in there. I didn't really look, but later on if I have time I will see if it will tell me what the best way to find a girl friend is.
     
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    the teacher called the assignment an essay, but it was obviously just a story with a moral.

    your right, i could have beefed it up for no apparent reason. and heres a moral i cooked up for your lil story
    "staying occupied in the lower social economic class of todays capitalistic society can lead to some very sticky situations [​IMG]"
     
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    Wait. Wait. Wait. You intend to hand that and some more shit that came from your sewerage of a mind in to your teacher?

    Stop with the weird threads, dude.

    1. You mutilated your Wii

    2. You shaved your pubes

    3. You spammed up the boards with your stupid referrals( I know they are in sigs, but they are not that intrusive in sigs)

    4. And now this?

    When will it end?
     
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    Why did I even read this? Seriously, stop making a fool of yourself.
     
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    From now on, I will never read any topic created by modshroom again!!!
     
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    Hm, yes, ghetto, drug dealing and all that is so hardcore. Uhhh, run to the hills!
    Also, a drug dealer first nailing himself by accident AFTER being a drug dealer. Yes, my foot.
     
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    [​IMG] That attitude from the words combined with your avatar was just too cute.

    But seriously, maybe we should make it so that modshroom could only post in the testing area. As I would consider this a spam.
     
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    but its not two pages long :S
    try this:

    there was a old woman that lost her cat she shouted: Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
    and then the kitty finaly came and there was much joy (horay!)

    moral of the story: if you call your cat long anough he will come... evensually... (unless there dead, bad hearing igured, hate you, very far away traped)

    if you take out the gramatical and spelling errors you may deliver this to yo teacher
     
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    fixed for 2 pAGES
     
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