this is what i turned in for the mid semester essay about morals. teacher said it should be at least 2 pages long, and its 12 percent of our final grade. "once there was a drug dealer named hookworm. he sold crack to the people in the ghetto. one day hookworm accidentily stuck himself with a needle. he got adicted to his own drugs. moral of the story: w00t" i think i got a pretty decent grade.