My cats in heat...

[asnka]

so my cat is in heat...i mean IN HEAT cryin and shit...our apt is small so it is really loud!
so i googled cat in heat

i read that you can put a Q-tip in her puss and move it about till she is done...
i dont think i could do that...i think kitty puss is fucking foul!

am i right? ...would you do it?...

 

[shaunj66]

Errr, I've heard about that method. But there's no way I'd do it.

Would you ever look at your cat the same way again?

Chuck it out in the back alleys and let it do its business I say.

 

[The Teej]

I swear to god that should be illegal, seriously

Just let it do it's business :looove:

 

[asnka]

fuck kittens!
you ever have em?
fucking shitty!
last time a had a cat she had kittens and my bed was a futon on the floor
the kittens would claw there way up me when i was asleep...
that wasnt that bad...but when they side down the other way ...that shit hurt...
anyone know how to spay a cat? im going to kill her....i need sleep

 

[Psyfira]

anyone know how to spay a cat?

Um... generally one takes it to a vet; D.I.Y. is not an option

 

[Samutz]

am i right? ...would you do it?...

I would not do it, but my parents have tried it a few times. It only makes the cat happy and hyper.
My parent's cat rolls around on the carpet and yowls while it's in heat. And doing this just makes it to the same at about 10x the speed for 5 minutes or so. It doesn't help, but it's entertaining.
They just lock the cat up in the laundry room when we try to sleep where it's litter box, food, and water are anyway, and yell at it to shut the hell up during the day.

 

[Opium]

If you don't want your cat to have kittens then get it spayed. If you do want your cat to have kittens then why the hell is it locked up inside?

 

[shaunj66]

D.I.Y. is not an option

Until now...

 

[PineappleH]

This topic made me think of cats in a way I never had. . . And I don't like it.

 

[asnka]

OMG so funny ...tears funny...the cat face..HAHA
i need that book yo...

 

[Jax]

"No kitty these are my cheesy poofs"

 

[jumpman17]

We had our kitten spayed and had her front claws removed. It's been 7 years and she's never been "in heat" and our furniture is in 1 piece. Even though she still goes up to the couch and "sharpens" her imaginary front claws.

 

[lagman]

Ouh! I hope none crazy alien is spaying his humans mascots right now.

 

[HugeCock]

Jesus...so obvious...if you don't want her in to annoy you...you don't want her to get spade....you don't want to let her outside and get knocked up....get her a kitty dildo and a copy of Homward Bound....

 

[Shinji]

Ick, this should be against T.O.C. just cause its waay too disturbing. I'd take her to a "professional" (interpret however you will

)

 

[Harsky]

Reminds me of the cat next door. It got so fat that when I do the whole, "BOO!" thing to it, it just gets up slowly.... walk.... slumps down. Then again, none of my family likes cats because they used to live in an area full of stray cats before they came to the UK.

 

[HugeCock]

Reminds me of the cat next door.

Yet another good movie to get your cat if she is in heat...good directing, great lighting...and aimed for the female audience.

 

[The Teej]

Reminds me of the cat next door. It got so fat that when I do the whole, "BOO!" thing to it, it just gets up slowly.... walk.... slumps down.

I literally lol'd, 10/10.