MS Paint CYOA: Dick Waggler's Desert Island

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  1. BORTZ
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    MS Paint CYOA: Dick Waggler's Desert Island
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    This is an MS Paint Choose Your Own Adventure.​
    Dick Waggler is a stranded man on a desert island. His cruse ship sank last night. He is all alone and wants to get home. Hes not far from shore but he doesnt know how to get there.​
    I will be doing the drawing exclusively with MSPaint to ensure hilarity and terrible drawings.​

    Round One

    Warning: Spoilers inside!


    RULES
    1. Post what you think the character should do to advance the situation.
    2. I will judge whether the suggestion is good enough to draw that happening, or just telling you what happens if i think its a minor thing.
    3. I will quote all of your suggestions and tell you the outcome of the characters actions. I will wait till there are a mass of about 10-15 or so suggestions before responding to them. If i think you have all come up with decisions that i like, i will move you on to the next phase of the adventure. I think this one might have 2 or 3 phases.

    Depending how well this goes, i can make up more scenarios. Escape from Jail, find the Treasure, Climb the Mountain... etc.

    I have every right to ignore your posts if I feel you are posting to be asinine, or just spamming my thread. Dong gobbling will not be tolerated.

    I think Raulpica likes these kinda things...
     
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  2. Black-Ice

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    Dick sees a beautiful women from his cruise drowning and valiantly dives in after her. Despite the waters being rough. And just reaches out for her hand....
     
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  3. chavosaur

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    I vote for him trying to tame that bird to fly him across the ocean, since they look to be about the same size.
     
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    :rofl:
    I cant wait to draw that.
     
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  5. Janthran

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    After that make the sun eat the bird
     
  6. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    HEEEEEEEEEECK YEAH!

    As soon as I saw the thread title I knew I could expect another quality thread from you :yay: I LOVE CYOAs!

    Make him eat the Crab to GAIN CRAB-STRENGHT, then hit the tree as hard as he can with his head so that he can get the coconut.
     
  7. Skelletonike

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    He could throw the crab at the sun, so the sunglasses would fall and he could make a massive boat out of the sun's sunglasses. =3
     
  8. Black-Ice

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    What about all of them together??
    Eats the crab for crab strength,
    so he can get the coconut easily.
    He grabs onto bird who flies him towards the sun.
    He throws the coconut and knocks the glasses off.
    Then uses the glasses as a boat to rescue the drowning woman and sail away like a boss.

    Epic B-)
     
  9. BORTZ
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    Actually what i usually do is take the posts and do them in order of suggestion. So i could fineggle around so Dick does them in this order. As long as the general public ( this threads posters) agree.
     
  10. chavosaur

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    Everyone who approves of the combination say aye.
    Aye
     
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  11. Black-Ice

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    Aye sir!
     
  12. Magsor

    Magsor I am watching you

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    I don't like this game. bye
     
  13. ComeTurismO

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    Dick uses the crab to write a message by scraping it on the coconut, he draws a picture showing the island followed by a word saying 'help me' and throws the coconut as far as he can.
     
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    I forgot
    Ok I got this.

    The bird turns out to be a transformer whose only skill involves digging. I think you should be able to figure out where it goes from there.
     
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    This is already shaping up to be a five star thread B-)
     
  17. BORTZ
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    looks like i have enough for the first round of nonsense.
    Ill draw up your suggestions when i get home tonight. Some of these are going to be hilarious.
     
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    Round one results because its huge, and to protect the spoils of hilarity.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Round one conclusion.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  19. ComeTurismO

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    OH I thought of something! Dick uses Black Ice’s method, but when he knocks the glasses he uses it to reflect fire to the island and someone comes and rescues himmm
     
  20. BORTZ
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    At this point you would have to make Richard go diving for the glasses. Which might be a worse idea than you know.
     
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    Bwahahaha I laughed so hard!
    Ok lets see... I vote next for him to try and use his crab claws to cut into the tree to make a boat. Meanwhile the sun plots revenge for his glasses...
     
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