1.Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2.Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
3.War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
4.f you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
5.You can't be late until you show up.
6.Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
7.As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Schools
8.It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
9.Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
10.Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
11.Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.
12.
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
13.I intend to live forever, or die trying.
14.For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
15.All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
15.You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
14.I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
15.I once thought that I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken.
16.While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
17.In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.
18.What part of "You don't understand anything" don't you understand?
just grabbed this from my FS account
some arent mottos (but they are funny )
