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Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by dice, Nov 8, 2007.
best mom ever !
Oh dear is all you could possibly say to that incident sadly that child's life will probably never be the same lol
Tsk, I wish someone would send me a stripper. I'm surprisingly stripper-less. And even more than that I wish someone had done it when I was still in school. I would have been a legend.
I want a car when I turn 16. Volvo, Mercedes, Volkswagen...something European
Stripper? Why would pay for one, when you can look at them over the intarwebs?
I voted for stripper and I regret it, it's harder to get a gorilla.
Hence the reason why you're not a mod anymore...
Juz kidding, lulz.
Britney music is for... strippers? =(
Why would she send a gorilla to her son!?
Yup they fire you if you don't have regular visits from strippers! Ha, I kid. You know, actually ever since I "came of age" I haven't visited a strip club. I should, just to see what all the fuss is about.
Booking issue, yeah right. Thank god the police are not involved. Best birthday ever, heheh.
I know a couple strippers, they dont do schools or 16 year olds, its illegal. All clients have to be 18+
What kind of stripper has you put on a collar and lead and walks you around like a dog and then whips your bottom and calls you a bad boy. Wouldn't that count as a dominatrix?
That had to be the best day ever for the classmates.
But how the heck does the agency guy mistake a stripper for a gorilla?
hahaha I wonder whats hes doing now!! I wish someone would have sent me a stripper on my birthday
Maybe he thought it would be funny
Girl of Gorilla my dreams, I love you
Honest I do, you are so sweet
If I could just hold your charms
Again in my arms
Then, life would be complete!
Since you've been gone, dear
Life don't seem the same
Please come back again!
And after all's said an' done
There's only one
Girl of Gorilla my dreams, it's you!
edit: as for my vote.. dice trumps all!
I was nearly pissiong myself when i finished reading the excerpt
who the hell sends s stripper instead of a gorrilla?
who has strippers AND gorrillas to book?
why would his mother send a gorrila?
dont you need a liscense to send out these gorrillas?
if the gorrilla came from the zoo does that mean the stripper did too?
I'm pretty suprised that I'm losing out to the stripper tbh
What if we would have wanted dice to come dressed as a gorilla and then strip off the suit?
Make it so! ----