"Mother sent stripper to school as treat"

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by dice, Nov 8, 2007.

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What "treat" would you have wanted for your 16th?

  1. gorilla

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  2. stripper

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  3. dice

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  4. none of the above ( :'( )

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  1. dice
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    dice pansy-ass ex-staff member

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  2. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    best mom ever !
     
  3. mattyb89

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    Oh dear is all you could possibly say to that incident sadly that child's life will probably never be the same lol
     
  4. Ace Gunman

    Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    Tsk, I wish someone would send me a stripper. I'm surprisingly stripper-less. And even more than that I wish someone had done it when I was still in school. I would have been a legend. [​IMG]
     
  5. JPH

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    I want a car when I turn 16. Volvo, Mercedes, Volkswagen...something European [​IMG]

    Stripper? Why would pay for one, when you can look at them over the intarwebs? [​IMG]
     
  6. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

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    I voted for stripper and I regret it, it's harder to get a gorilla. [​IMG]
     
  7. Westside

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    Juz kidding, lulz. [​IMG]
     
  8. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Britney music is for... strippers? =(
     
  9. CockroachMan

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    Why would she send a gorilla to her son!? [​IMG]
     
  10. Ace Gunman

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    Yup they fire you if you don't have regular visits from strippers! [​IMG] Ha, I kid. You know, actually ever since I "came of age" I haven't visited a strip club. I should, just to see what all the fuss is about. [​IMG]
     
  11. SaltyDog

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    Booking issue, yeah right. Thank god the police are not involved. Best birthday ever, heheh.
     
  12. Julee

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    I know a couple strippers, they dont do schools or 16 year olds, its illegal. All clients have to be 18+
     
  13. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    What kind of stripper has you put on a collar and lead and walks you around like a dog and then whips your bottom and calls you a bad boy. Wouldn't that count as a dominatrix?

    That had to be the best day ever for the classmates.

    But how the heck does the agency guy mistake a stripper for a gorilla?
     
  14. nintendofreak

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    Stripper.
    Gorilla.


    hahaha I wonder whats hes doing now!! I wish someone would have sent me a stripper on my birthday [​IMG]
     
  15. Sinkhead

    Sinkhead yay p1ngpong.

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  16. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Girl of Gorilla my dreams, I love you
    Honest I do, you are so sweet
    If I could just hold your charms
    Again in my arms
    Then, life would be complete!

    Since you've been gone, dear
    Life don't seem the same
    Please come back again!

    And after all's said an' done
    There's only one
    Girl of Gorilla my dreams, it's you!

    edit: as for my vote.. dice trumps all! [​IMG]
     
  17. xcalibur

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    ZOMFGROFLLOLZORZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    who the hell sends s stripper instead of a gorrilla?

    who has strippers AND gorrillas to book?

    why would his mother send a gorrila?

    dont you need a liscense to send out these gorrillas?

    if the gorrilla came from the zoo does that mean the stripper did too?

    and cream?????!!!
     
  18. dice
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    dice pansy-ass ex-staff member

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    I'm pretty suprised that I'm losing out to the stripper tbh [​IMG]
     
  19. Pigwooly

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    What if we would have wanted dice to come dressed as a gorilla and then strip off the suit?
     
  20. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Make it so! ---- [​IMG]