"Mother sent stripper to school as treat"

What "treat" would you have wanted for your 16th?

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  • stripper

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  • dice

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  • none of the above ( :'( )

    Votes: 1 33.3%

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QUOTE said:
Mother sent stripper to school as treat

A schoolboy had a 16th birthday to remember after a stripper ordered by his mother turned up at his drama class.

The boy's mother apparently booked a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day through an agency, but a stripper turned up instead.

The woman even asked her son's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see the boy's reaction.

The stripper, who arrived halfway through the lesson, first walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.

She then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - to the sound of Britney Spears, before stripping down to her bra and knickers.

It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.

The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error.

A spokesman for Nottinghamshire County Council, the local eductation authority, said they were investigating how the incident happened.

She said that nobody had been suspended and the police were not involved.

The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."

One teenager, who witnessed the show, told the Daily Mail: "She (the stripper) asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.

"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.

"No-one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - once for each year - on the bottom with her whip.

"Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.

"To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned - and when the cream came out she told the stripper 'That's it. That's enough'."

The teenager said the boy the ran out of the classroom while the stripper calmly packed her bag and left.

A spokeswoman for the school said Nottinghamshire County Council was handling the incident.

Source: Telegraph
 

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Oh dear is all you could possibly say to that incident sadly that child's life will probably never be the same lol
 

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Tsk, I wish someone would send me a stripper. I'm surprisingly stripper-less. And even more than that I wish someone had done it when I was still in school. I would have been a legend.
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I want a car when I turn 16. Volvo, Mercedes, Volkswagen...something European
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Stripper? Why would pay for one, when you can look at them over the intarwebs?
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Tsk, I wish someone would send me a stripper. I'm surprisingly stripper-less. And even more than that I wish someone had done it when I was still in school. I would have been a legend.
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Hence the reason why you're not a mod anymore...

Juz kidding, lulz.
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Yup they fire you if you don't have regular visits from strippers!
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Ha, I kid. You know, actually ever since I "came of age" I haven't visited a strip club. I should, just to see what all the fuss is about.
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What kind of stripper has you put on a collar and lead and walks you around like a dog and then whips your bottom and calls you a bad boy. Wouldn't that count as a dominatrix?

That had to be the best day ever for the classmates.

But how the heck does the agency guy mistake a stripper for a gorilla?
 

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What kind of stripper has you put on a collar and lead and walks you around like a dog and then whips your bottom and calls you a bad boy. Wouldn't that count as a dominatrix?

That had to be the best day ever for the classmates.

But how the heck does the agency guy mistake a stripper for a gorilla?


Stripper.
Gorilla.


hahaha I wonder whats hes doing now!! I wish someone would have sent me a stripper on my birthday
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Girl of Gorilla my dreams, I love you
Honest I do, you are so sweet
If I could just hold your charms
Again in my arms
Then, life would be complete!

Since you've been gone, dear
Life don't seem the same
Please come back again!

And after all's said an' done
There's only one
Girl of Gorilla my dreams, it's you!

edit: as for my vote.. dice trumps all!
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I was nearly pissiong myself when i finished reading the excerpt

ZOMFGROFLLOLZORZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111

who the hell sends s stripper instead of a gorrilla?

who has strippers AND gorrillas to book?

why would his mother send a gorrila?

dont you need a liscense to send out these gorrillas?

if the gorrilla came from the zoo does that mean the stripper did too?

and cream?????!!!
 

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Girl of Gorilla my dreams, I love you
Honest I do, you are so sweet
If I could just hold your charms
Again in my arms
Then, life would be complete!

Since you've been gone, dear
Life don't seem the same
Please come back again!

And after all's said an' done
There's only one
Girl of Gorilla my dreams, it's you!

edit: as for my vote.. dice trumps all!
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I'm pretty suprised that I'm losing out to the stripper tbh
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