Most cringeworthy ads you've seen.

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where do I begin.

"Convert this file to PDF NOW!"
when I'm looking at roms or otherwise, things that idfk how you could convert into pdfs

Those weird shitty flash game sites

I occasionally see ads with scantilly-clad women when using mibbit....okay I guess that isn't ALL bad but still".

those bs "You won't believe who this was" ads that act like celebrities got fat or something

ads that are like "Try this naughty game!"

"We have detcted viruses on your computer!"

download your FREE PDF NOW

the ones that advertise "amazing" products, like "Oh try this new ILLEGAL FOCUS ENHANCING DRUG THAT'S LIKE OUTLAWED OR SOMETHING!"

those fake download buttons (god damn those things are annoying)

One time, I got an ad that kept moving out of the way when I tried to close it. May have been my laggy computer + tiny touchscreen though, but sill. It was showing me a dismembered finger in a box.

ads with audio

more virus ads

those weird "talk to a real person" tech support/helpdesk things. Not sure if those are real or not, but they feel fake.



NOW ON TO TV ADS!

Shitty toys

Shitty TV shows



...okay that's about it.

...damn this is a long post.


OH

and one time I saw a typo on a storefront. And another time on a billboard.
 
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Any ad on mobile games that are like “we’re under attack! build turrets and like farms and defense and stuff to defend this WALL!” and then it says “ad does not depict actual gameplay.” at least 3 or 4 different games have done it
 

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Any ad on mobile games that are like “we’re under attack! build turrets and like farms and defense and stuff to defend this WALL!” and then it says “ad does not depict actual gameplay.” at least 3 or 4 different games have done it



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