Most bizarre yet "Possible" scenario you're certain has never happened... Ever?

[Deleted User]

Legality & morality are irrelevant here , get that out of here when posting here.

The only laws you need to take into account are those of the physics variety (because the scenario must still be possible within our reality). Whoever gets the most likes wins.... Bragging rights? I don't know, I guess I could pin your post up here, until someone beats your record... Yeah, let's go with that .

Alright, LET'S GET WEIRD!

 

[x65943]

Two separate groups of terrorists happen to show up at the same venue wishing to make a muck of things. The two groups happen to hate each other and they have a shoot out. Both groups are left incapacitated until police arrive and tragedy is averted.

 

[Deleted member 507653]

It's a little-known fact that America has a feral hog problem. Current population is on the rise year after year with no effective treatments currently in place. For the next few years, the population continues to explode, growing exponentially until the country is full of swine.

The gun debate ends because rifles are necessary to protect your children from feral hogs swarming the yard. The abortion debate ends as it is now looked down upon -- anyone who isn't contributing to the growth of the human population is thrown to the hogs. All religion-based prejudice ends because only one religion matters now and its based on how many hogs you kill. Obesity rates plummet because rule #1 of hog-hunting: cardio. The economy sky-rockets as the US becomes the largest hog-exporter in the world. The country grows prosperous, its citizens strong and well-fed.

The only area that suffers is education. No one wants to study anymore because everyone grows up to be a hog-hunter anyway. Oh, and the elderly keep getting dragged off by hog packs so life span takes a bit of a hit. But since the biggest loss comes from infant mortality, hardly anyone notices anyway.

 

[Deleted User]

It's a little-known fact that America has a feral hog problem. Current population is on the rise year after year with no effective treatments currently in place. For the next few years, the population continues to explode, growing exponentially until the country is full of swine.

The gun debate ends because rifles are necessary to protect your children from feral hogs swarming the yard. The abortion debate ends as it is now looked down upon -- anyone who isn't contributing to the growth of the human population is thrown to the hogs. All religion-based prejudice ends because only one religion matters now and its based on how many hogs you kill. Obesity rates plummet because rule #1 of hog-hunting: cardio. The economy sky-rockets as the US becomes the largest hog-exporter in the world. The country grows prosperous, its citizens strong and well-fed.

The only area that suffers is education. No one wants to study anymore because everyone grows up to be a hog-hunter anyway. Oh, and the elderly keep getting dragged off by hog packs so life span takes a bit of a hit. But since the biggest loss comes from infant mortality, hardly anyone notices anyway.

Attack on Porkies?

 

[Quantumcat]

It's a little-known fact that America has a feral hog problem. Current population is on the rise year after year with no effective treatments currently in place. For the next few years, the population continues to explode, growing exponentially until the country is full of swine.

The gun debate ends because rifles are necessary to protect your children from feral hogs swarming the yard. The abortion debate ends as it is now looked down upon -- anyone who isn't contributing to the growth of the human population is thrown to the hogs. All religion-based prejudice ends because only one religion matters now and its based on how many hogs you kill. Obesity rates plummet because rule #1 of hog-hunting: cardio. The economy sky-rockets as the US becomes the largest hog-exporter in the world. The country grows prosperous, its citizens strong and well-fed.

The only area that suffers is education. No one wants to study anymore because everyone grows up to be a hog-hunter anyway. Oh, and the elderly keep getting dragged off by hog packs so life span takes a bit of a hit. But since the biggest loss comes from infant mortality, hardly anyone notices anyway.

You're obviously a fan of Reply All aren't you

 

[Deleted member 507653]

You're obviously a fan of Reply All aren't you

YES YES YES YES YES YES