There was this trend in movie trailers a while ago to have the tagline be "[noun] WILL [verb] *beat frame* [movie title]" so you had "TITANS / WILL / CLASH / 
/ CLASH OF THE TITANS" and so on, and when that comedy with Dwayne Johnson where he plays a tooth fairy didn't have "TOOTH / WILL / HURT" as the tagline, I was sooooo friggin disappointed.
Anyway:
Roland Emmerich, director of Independence Day, where aliens come and destroy the world, The Day After Tomorrow, where climate change comes and destroys the world, and 2012, where angry muons or something come and destroy the world (I'm sensing a pattern here), brings us Moonfall, where the Moon comes and destroys the world.
But it turns out that that's no Moon, that's a space station.
So now Halle Berry has to hack into it with her iMac (or something) and save the world, before we all get mooned to death.
Could make for a fun watch once someone edits out all the disaster footage and leaves just the plot elements (and if "2012" is any indication that should leave us with about 15 minutes of film).
/ CLASH OF THE TITANS" and so on, and when that comedy with Dwayne Johnson where he plays a tooth fairy didn't have "TOOTH / WILL / HURT" as the tagline, I was sooooo friggin disappointed. Anyway:
MOON
WILL
FALL
MOONFALL
WILL
FALL
MOONFALL
Roland Emmerich, director of Independence Day, where aliens come and destroy the world, The Day After Tomorrow, where climate change comes and destroys the world, and 2012, where angry muons or something come and destroy the world (I'm sensing a pattern here), brings us Moonfall, where the Moon comes and destroys the world.
But it turns out that that's no Moon, that's a space station.
So now Halle Berry has to hack into it with her iMac (or something) and save the world, before we all get mooned to death.
Could make for a fun watch once someone edits out all the disaster footage and leaves just the plot elements (and if "2012" is any indication that should leave us with about 15 minutes of film).
