Mixed Up Sentences

[CannonFoddr]

Where I work there's a bloke who ALWAYS mixing up words in his sentences & I was wondering whether the TEMPers can come up with any others

Here's some examples that the bloke has done in the past

Dam my DS got a bat flattery

Christmas... Oh bumhugand my personal favorite - when he got pulled over by the coppers one night
QUOTE

I haven't had a cont all night drinkstable

(How the HELL he got away with that I don't know)

Can the TEMPers come up with any others ??

 

[Veho]

Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the Hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call,
the affluence of ilcohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
but the drunker I stay the longer I get.
So one more drink to fill up my cup,
I got all day sober to Sunday up.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the Hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call,
the affluence of ilcohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
but the drunker I stay the longer I get.
So one more drink to fill up my cup,
I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Not exactly a 'mixed up sentence' (more like a bunch of mixed up sentences

) but I like it ! (or should I say 'iike lit')

 

[prowler]

(trying to remember)

DinoDX: Lyon how bout you spanner spanner the comp to make better.

 

[Rayder]

Bass ackwards

Fart Smeller

 

[astrangeone]

Hooray for expressive apahsia. It's the mix up of letters or words.

Sorry for the technical terms - heading out to an exam in 30 mins.

Dunno, can't think of terms like that.

 

[JackDeeEss]

i have names for these!

Betty swallocks is one that springs to mind.

(gettit?)

 

[ProtoKun7]

Ah, the thoonerism spread

 

[ProtoKun7]

Come on, someone needs to thump this bread