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Suprised this has only just been posted, absolutely brilliant stuff.

Bonus point for linking to the subtitled version.
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Best contestant ever. Probably told to work Iraq and South America into an answer and this was the best she could do. I love the look of the guy holding the microphone.
 

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That's what these stupid pageants are about, such as, making politically correct statements, such as, including places like South Africa and The Iraq. And never forget mentioning the future of our children, such as, and stuff.
 

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Okay maybe she was just emotionally in a state of shock (after she'd won)...
I always thought I'd only be able to produce dumb answers or make absolutely zero sense if I ever was speaking live on TV
 

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WOW, she seemed so much smarter when she was lying on her back.

I wonder if she even knows how to unfold a map let alone read it and point out the U.S. If we were to show her a World map or a globe, I give here enough credit that she may know the difference between a land masses and water(not oceans vs. Lakes vs. seas) just water(because it's blue like the aquafina she drinks).
 

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What's pretty bad is.... from what I remember from driving to Hilton Head, she's actually considerably smart compared to the other girls I encountered in South Carolina.
 
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