Microsoft's Xenon heaters, Heating your house since 2005

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by DinohScene, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. DinohScene
    OP

    Member DinohScene The Gift of Dino

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2011
    Messages:
    12,892
    Location:
    В небо
    Country:
    Antarctica
    Hi, Microsoft here with the Xenon Heater.
    Are you tired of shivering and sitting in the cold all the time?
    Then buy our expensive portable heaters!
    These heaters can burn your fucking face off!
    You can put it in front of a turkey and it instantly gets roasted.
    OMG!

    In a few minutes there will be a annoying number on your screen.
    Call that expensive not so helpful number and order 6 of our heaters!
    And we'll throw in some useless Zorbeez.
    What are Zorbees? You best be joking, Dumb piece of shit.
    Those fucking towels can help you overheat your heater even more!
    You'll probably need them after our heater burned your house down to the fucking ground.
    Because you'll spontaneously shit, piss and ejaculate in your pants!
    How do you piss and ejaculate at the same time?
    FUCK YOU, That's how!
    Call me now and I'll find a way to destroy all of your DVD's!
    You cannot stop the build in disc shredder because it also makes fruit shakes.
    I'm gonna jack off to some hardcore phone complaints so peace out nutcases.

    So call 1-800-MY-XBAWKS now and tell them BILLY MAYS HAS SENT YOU.

    THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-MY-XBAWKS THAT'S ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO MY XBAWKS
    MY XBAWKS!!!!!!!!!

    CALL NOW!
     
    4 people like this.
  2. Zerosuit connor

    Member Zerosuit connor Baby I'm Back ♥

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    1,847
    Location:
    Eorzea
    Country:
    Australia
    *calls number*
    [​IMG]
     
    1 person likes this.
  3. Tom Bombadildo

    Contributor Tom Bombadildo Honk!

    pip
    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2009
    Messages:
    8,798
    Location:
    I forgot
    Country:
    United States
    DINOH I HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.
     
  4. raulpica

    Supervisor raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2007
    Messages:
    10,668
    Location:
    _____________ PowerLevel: 9001
    Country:
    Italy
    I still have a few 'round here.
     
  5. Devin

    Member Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2009
    Messages:
    5,701
    Location:
    The Nexus
    Country:
    United States
    I used to have a over priced Xenon 360 Heater....

    But then it took some thermal paste to the CPU.
     
    EZ-Megaman, Ammako and Tom Bombadildo like this.

Share This Page