Microsoft: Being cheaper than your mom is never a bad thing.

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  1. Rydian
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    MSFT CEO Steve Ballmer acknowledges that lowest-priced hooker is not always the most successful, but believes consumers will gravitate toward X-Bone value proposition with added features.

    In an exclusive nonexistent interview, Ballmer explained the circumstances that lead to this new stance.
    Ballmer then went on to describe how he applied this new mindset to the system.
    Now that his new mindset and goal had been laid out, Ballmer describes how he went to work on the last-minute redesign.
    I asked Ballmer how he intended to handle services after the fiasco that was the original plan, and he was quite authoritative in his response.
    Much to the chagrin of those involved in the interview, Ballmer made us stare at the concept art for a good 15 minutes, only telling us that we're allowed to stop looking at it if we include it in the article, for marketing purposes.

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    MS wants to sell more and tits are the way to go if they wish to achieve their goals.
     
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    Lolololololol as if M$ haz gaem lololololo
     
  7. ComeTurismO

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    OMG MY THREAD IN USN IS POPULARRRRRRR<3
     
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  8. mucus

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    there are boobs on that game controller.
     
  9. ßleck

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    I don't know. Help.
    It's called a boob controller you dumb fuck.
     
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  11. SuzieJoeBob

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    Rubberrobo gang, you so crazy. Speaking about Rubber....your relatives are blocking the disc drive. GTFO. I want to insert my Leisure Suit Larry disc!!!!! The controller is actually part of the bundle, and you are disrupting me and my precious.....
     
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    There aren't any boobs on your mom.
     
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    Eh, im just gonna wait for the eventual MILF model.