Michael Bay says 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' are aliens,

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    These turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.”
     


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    So where did Splinter come from?
     
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    Veho, gosh did you not read the post? Obviously, space. :P
     
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    LOL the titles wrong then

    TEENAGE ALIEN NINJA TURTLES
    doesnt have the same ring to it
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Also, they are 20 years old and practice kung fu.
     
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    It is getting weirder for changing the storyline. To me, it doesn't make any sense. Oh brother. :blink:
     
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    Was it a piece of wood from a shredder?
     
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    So....uh.. essentially...

     
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    Krang was an alien...it's not that big a leap.
     
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    Cool a horrible live action fanfic.

    That's going to do well. Good luck with that...
     
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    He was from a different dimension. The Turtles are earth born who dicked around in some toxic Ooze.
     
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    Now, I was utterly ninja turtle mad in the late 80s, but... Weren't they always completely fucking about with the canon, and weren't they always always utterly cheesy and self conciously 'radical'?

    I remember watching the first film as a kid and going "Huh... Raphael isn't the leader, that's Leonardo." along with wondering who the fuck half of the characters were and where guys like Rocksteady and Bee-bop or Krang were, seeing as most of my knowledge of the TMHT universe was from the cartoons and comics based on the cartoons, which were vastly different from the original comic series. To me the first film felt like a Uwe Boll film before Uwe Boll films.
     
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    Guys, really. Was anyone expecting this to be any good to begin with?
     
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    I died a little inside, i hope this film destroys his career. I really do.

    It disgusts me how producers think they are bigger than a franchise and i think bay has been on the fence with getting a huge fan backlash already but changing the origin of the turtles is crossing the line. I hope fans of turtles destroy him for doing this, i hope the film flops, i hope he gets discredited as a film producer and loses a shit ton of money. I get that turtles isnt as popular as it used to be but its still one is one of the better things from my childhood (as im sure it is many others) Plus I actually really liked the last turtles film, the raphael vs leonardo scene was brilliant no matter how you look at it. Now i find myself weeping for the future of turtles...
     
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    Every time I think of Micheal Bay I think of this....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdZ-yjxHLI
     
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    Theres a reason everybidy hates highlander 2. It made them into aliens.
     

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