That's the title I've always dreamed of typing, but I never thought in a million years... kids, take this to heart: Dreams do come true! As if the title somehow didn't explain enough, though, here's some text. Ladyish And if you're curious what Oragami looks like... Warning: Spoilers inside! Ha ha, but seriously... It was all an elaborate ruse! Seriously, though, let's get down to business. The future is coming and it is ribbed for her pleasure. In all seriousness, if this works as advertised, it could be a great step forward. An even safer condom can really only be a good thing. Less disease transmission and less unwanted child births equals happiness for all. Not condoning that is just con-dumb. Plus, I can finally call something "Whore-agami". It's a win-win-win, really. It's quite a bit away from hitting the market, though. It still needs to go through FDA testing (I'm sure there must be some very willing test subjects); the company doesn't expect it to hit shelves until 2015 or so. Sure, the wait sucks, but look on the bright side,: It makes for a great excuse!