Meet the baby, Dovahkiin

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  1. Gundam Eclipse
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    http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Bethesda-Dragonborn-Skyrim-Dovahkiin-Elder-Scrolls,news-13229.html

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    I can't think of anything to say, really.
    There are several different sources for this news AFAIK, i just grabbed the first one i saw.
     
  2. Pong20302000

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    is it bad me and GF decided if we have a Son his name has to be Bruce Wayne *******(mysurname) but if we have a Daughter shes called Zelda ********(mysurname)

    second child if we have a Son his name has to be Link *******(mysurname) but if we have a Daughter shes called Harley Quinn ********(mysurname)
     
  3. Depravo

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    Remember that poor child will have to go through school with that name.
     
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  4. prowler

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    Dovahkiin in his teenage years will be all like FUS RO DAH.
     
  5. Pong20302000

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    exactly
    but how cool is the names
    nicknames like BATMAN, HOT (Hero of Time), HQ, Princess
     
  6. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Why not? It worked for Robin Williams' daughter.
     
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    As much of a video game fan as I am, the name Zelda still reminds me of this...

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  8. JonnyPoots

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    Kinda gross to name siblings after lovers. It would be like naming them Leia and Han.
     
  9. Joe88

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    congrats, you just set it up so your kid will get picked on for the rest of his life until he changes his name
     
  10. the_randomizer

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    Naming a kid Dovahkiin/dragonborn....? Wow, that's like naming someone after a fruit...oh, wait, Gweneth Paltrow already did that.
     
  11. Wabsta

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    I like the name. It can be shortened to "Dovah" or something anyway, which makes it a pretty normal sounding name. Also, me and GF have already decided, that if we ever have a son, we'll name him Link.
     
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  12. Gahars

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    I nominate these two as "Terrible Parents of the Year". Don't worry, little Dovahkiin, just focus on emancipating yourself from them as fast as possible.
     
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    It's really true, Bethesda said this themselves a few days ago.
    Pretty sad if it's his first name, else it's acceptable!
     
  14. Prophet

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    Poor kid. If he's anything like the game, he'll be slow and crash a lot. Hopefully doctors will release a patch soon.