Meet 3D Cartoon Land: Safari, the Mario killer

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  1. Guild McCommunist
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    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Apple's App Store is known for many things, but what it's most known for is its heavy originality. Often games will shamelessly steal ideas from innovative App Store games before the App Store releases, undercutting them and hurting innocent, starving developers. Well it looks like the big chump fat cat fuckbags at Nintendo have done just that with their disgusting clone, Super Mario 3D Land. Meet 3D Cartoon Land: Safari.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    The description in the App Store reads: "Very simply yet very addicting,this unique game requires you to quickly jump over obstacles and collect coins.But you are not secure in this beautiful cartoon world.An angry tortoise could bite you.An easy and smooth control makes it very funny and to jump or run." Sound familiar?

    Nintendo is such a bunch of corporate scumbags that they even ripped off a lot of their key features. Just take a look!

    - Simple but skillfull (WOW NINTENDO VERY ORIGINAL)
    - Items (This game was a real innovator until Mario fucked it up)
    - Incredibly fun,just one more time,endless game play (Again, a shameless steal)
    - Very fast gameplay (Speed was an original concept here)
    - Suitable for both young and old (Just like Nintendo's platform, huh?)
    - Auto save (First of its kind)
    - Retina display (3DS couldn't steal this!)

    So yeah, fuck Nintendo and their shameless stealing of a very original game idea.
     
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  2. Fear Zoa

    Fear Zoa This... This is the world we live in

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    Seems legit, 10/10
     
  3. DiscostewSM

    DiscostewSM GBAtemp Guru

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    Well, at least both are better than the crap the competition puts out.
     
  4. GamerzHell9137

    GamerzHell9137 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Hmmmm angry tortoise...
    What about the thing next to it?
    A ''special'' kind of monkey?