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Meanwhile, at the Microsoft Devices and Studios Group headquarters...

Thread starter Veho
Start date Nov 24, 2013
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Veho

The man who cried "Ni".

OP

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Nov 24, 2013

#1

One million Kinects are watching you masturbate.

>Ballmer's face when

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Tom Bombadildo

Dick, With Balls

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Nov 24, 2013

#2

Pfft, if all they wanted to do was see me masturbate they should've just subscribed to my LIVECAM LIVE 24/7 WHERE YOU CAN WATCH ME WHACK OFF ALL DAY ERR DAY FOR A 1 TIME FEE OF $5,000!

Veho

The man who cried "Ni".

OP

Former Staff

Nov 24, 2013

#3

Tom Bombadildo said:
Pfft, if all they wanted to do was see me masturbate they should've just subscribed to my LIVECAM LIVE 24/7 WHERE YOU CAN WATCH ME WHACK OFF ALL DAY ERR DAY FOR A 1 TIME FEE OF $5,000!

But this way you are paying them.

Gahars

Bakayaro Banzai

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Nov 24, 2013

#4

Man is the real Kinectimal! And Microsoft is the real Zoo Tycoon!

It all makes sense now.

Sop

groovy dude lmao

Banned

Nov 25, 2013

#5

fuck THE MAN

Veho

The man who cried "Ni".

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Former Staff

Nov 25, 2013

#6

Sop said:
fuck THE MAN

Mad gay.

Sop

groovy dude lmao

Banned

Nov 25, 2013

#7

Veho said:
Mad gay.

cadilac

RedCoreZero

Creativity is Power

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Nov 25, 2013

#8

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Enjoy your SpyBoxOne.

D

Deleted-236924

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Nov 26, 2013

#9

RedCoreZero said:
*snip*
Enjoy your SpyBoxOne.

I love how instead of just saying "You are banned" or something like that, they go "No, Timmy! Choose something else to play, this isn't appropriate for you."

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