MASTURBATION: A PETITION

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Jul 27, 2011

MASTURBATION: A PETITION by Ace at 3:10 PM (1,048 Views / 0 Likes) 26 replies

  1. Ace
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    Kids don't watch porn!
    Stupid parents...
    they watch hentai
     
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    new meaning to getting caught with your pants down
     
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    Masturbation should be illegal so i can feel dirty when i do it...
     
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    Start another petition. People who can't spell masturbation but feel they know enough to want it banned, and also can't keep their own children away from age inappropriate material should be steralised and their children re-homed with sterile or gay parents who'll actually raise the kids themselves instead of expecting the state to do it for them.
     
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    what if you do it to someone else?

    does it count then?
     
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    I have trouble believing 200people signed that petition.
    I am of the belief that freedom in the way of sex is a right.
    Education is part of having children learn the right way.
    (how much would you like having your 8 to 14 year old learn form the creepy pedophile down the street how to masturbate?)
    TO not teach sex education is even more wrong. there are still places in the world that do not have adequate education on this. 8 to 14 year olds getting pregnant just because of that lack of education is very bad. worse no one being able to explain to them that this could end their life....

    brilliant idea tell your kids masturbation is wrong. just wait... 16 and pregnant try 9 and pregnant. Parents who do not see the sense in sex education as a form of prevention deserve the headache of the trouble that will bring them.
    nothing like having a fight over the std you thought your husband/wife brought home when it was your 12 year old, who shares the towels.... worse a year later and divorce is being brought up and they have no idea the now 13 year old has gotten two girls pregnant already....
     
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    Re. my petition suggestion, actually make it so the new parents must be transgender Atheist bisexual furry porn stars. They'd almost certainly do a better job.
    Are you watching some slutty whores get pounded while you do it?
     
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    OMG LOL

    but really

    people are like AHHHH dont tell them how they will do it out of spite

    i remeber when i was around 10-11 and woke up and was like WTF is this on the blanket lol
    then mum told me and i was like AWESOME

    very open family as we talk about everything all the time

    my friend (female) finds it funny that my mum came up to her and was talking about sex and knew that my friend and me had done it and she was shocked my mum knew but now we laugh about it

    she wasnt bothered and neither was i lol
     
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    You know, I would disagree, but it turned out that my old heath teacher from middle school was a pedo.
     
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    lol and if he tryed anything youd say NO right? [​IMG]
     
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    eh good training before the real thing i always thought
     
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    i learned this @ school.
     
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    ? I can't get a certain Monty Python sketch out of my head now.
     
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    Its heavy petting if you do it to someone else aint it?

    Masturbation is a solo pastime i believe.
     
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    I learned it before I knew what it was when I was like 8 or something.
     

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