Mass murderer hunger strikes for better videogames

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  1. Gahars
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    Most people are content to drift through life, never questioning the established order. Some men are stronger than that, though. They refuse to submit. These men take a stand for what is right and just. They are the heroes, the legends, that singlehandedly turn the tide of history.

    All they need is a cause.

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    Sometimes, you just have to kill nearly 80 people before the casuals will listen.

    Mr. Breivik's other demands include a larger weekly allowance ($49/week evidently just isn't enough) and access to a PC (Mr. Breivik is evidently a member of more than one "Master Race"), along with a comfier chair, because it stands to reason that mass murderers should be afforded every convenience possible.

    So, while you bend to the whims of your masters, think of Mr. Breivik and his brave struggle in the face of adversity. Admire his tenacity and his resolve. Remember his message: You can arrest me, you can lock me up, but nothing can trample my spirit... except Rayman Revolutions, of course.
     


  2. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    They should just let him starve to death.
     
  3. WiiUBricker

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    Probably he wants to play Modern Warfare 2.
     
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  5. PhillipDS

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    Man... I'm pretty sure most of your post is sarcasm so I won't say anything... But in the event you actually mean what you're saying, I can just think of the victims and how they're hurting in the great beyond because of your post...

    Just putting the words "hero" and "killer of 77 people" in the same post is an outrage in and out of itself...

    Again, I just hope you're being 200% sarcastic.

    And yes, they should let him starve to death.
     
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  6. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    Torture? prisons in Norway?

    Pls, you are living in literal paradise with a little bit of strictness for 20 years. Get some education if you don't have a degree or two, you'd be a doctor by the time you get out.
     
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    The fact that they supply inmates with videogames at all is just weird to me.

    You don't kill nearly 80 people, and complain about unfair treatment and torture.

    I'd say, give him a WiiU.
     
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    No, he definitely should get a Wii and play Desert Bus for 21 years.
     
  9. weatMod

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    we need to organize a hunger strike for capcom to release MML3 3DS
     
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  10. pokefloote

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    You actually have to pay a $14.99 DLC charge to go on a hunger strike against Capcom.
     
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  13. Flame

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    he should shut the fuck up.. and die in prison. like the fucking scum that he is.


    silly human who wants to play video games for grown men. the day he took the life of those people he gave up the rights to play Gateway on The 3DS.
     
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  14. Aeter

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    Yes, listen to the mass murderer.
    #sad #fightforyouright #yolo
     
  15. Pong20302000

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    give him a console with no Gamez, like the PS4 and Xbone
     
  16. frogboy

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    I wish I got $49 a week for doing nothing...
     
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  17. Fishaman P

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    They get video games in prison?
    Robbing a bank just got a little less risky.
     
  18. T-hug

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    They should give him a copy of Don't Starve that resets every hour.
     
  19. moerik

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    He gets payed more then I do, and all he had to do was kill people and sit on his ass and play casual video games.
    Where the actual hell is the logic in that?
     
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  20. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    He didn't exactly do nothing; he killed tens of people.

    What have you achieved?