Except in this case, despite (harshly or not) being told what he wants is impossible, the OP bangs on about maybe dropping the resolution so the game will run, THEN tells us we're all totally wrong and he's gonna import the MK8 assets into Unity, and giving us a video of his finished, full version of MK8 on the 3DS, presumably by the end of the week.....
If he even had the tiniest smidgen of knowledge how to even import character models into Unity he wouldn't have been daft enough to bother even asking in the first place would he! So get off your high horse, stop being part of the fukkin snowflake community, and accept the OP kinda deserved a bit of stick for the post in the first place.