Mario Fact and Fiction

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Aug 12, 2008

Mario Fact and Fiction by miketh2005 at 6:48 PM (1,815 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. miketh2005
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    A little Mario fact and fiction I made up:

    Fact:

    The mushroom should have been replaced with a vegtable (like spinach!), at least it would teach children to eat their veggies(!), plus they're better for you too!

    Fiction:

    The mushroom is NOT magic, it's just a special mushroom found only in the Mushroom Kingdom (or Vibe and Yoshi Island) (Found just North of Hawaii...). It makes you grow bigger over a week (the games are speed up to high speed, so all living things in the Mushrrom Kingdom move slow) by strengthening the the bones and making them grow! When you touch a enemy, they are wild and all wild creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom have a certain poison that kills you, but the mushroom protects you from that, but it makes you grow smaller.

    lawl [​IMG] I dunno if they're true or not, but it's funny....


    -Mike
     
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    You sir.. Have solved the biggest problem in the universe!
     
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    I did? [​IMG] Cool.
     
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    ...a mushroom isn't a vegetable?
     
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    Shroomz are good for you. [​IMG]

    butt, the ones at mushroom kingdom sounds like Viagra. [​IMG]

    Lol, at doomsday. Mushroom is Fungus, it is not a vegetable.
     
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    Nope. Can't happen. Oxymoron.
     
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    Fact: Fly Algaric (also known as toadstool) can kill you of you eat it.

    and trust me there are Magical mushrooms, just not those.
     
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    Ah, well. Considering this is the world where a tomato is a fruit...I'm starting to think Nature made some of these things to fuck with us. Mushrooms aren't veggies, tomatos aren't veggies, so what's next? Are eggplants going to start hatching chickplants now? =P
     
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    ROFL!!!!! THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN MY POST! I'm putting that in my sig [​IMG]
     
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    I gotta ask you.. 1 thing.. Explain bowser.
     
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    What about fire flowers? They give you fever (a REALLY hot fever)? That would make some sense after all...
     
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    Glass can be considered a liquid.
     
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    True, Glass is "liquid", which explains why after having the same windows for a LONG time the bottom starts to get thicker and top thinner.
     
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    Not "is", it's technically a solid because the antique glass theory is not yet fully explained.

    Like glass shelves which show no sign of changing even tho they are under greater pressure
     
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    Mario Fiction :

    Mario is a plumber uses a network of pipes to access secret levels on his world.

    Mario Fact :

    Mario is connected to the Mushroom Kingdom Mafia and is wanted for using an elaborate network of underground pipelines to smuggle heroin between various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom.
     
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    That sounds like a top-seller for a PS3 game!
     

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