Margaret is watching me

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so, you 2 were looking at each other profiles then?

once up on a time, turismo and margaret were in love, both were shy and never told about that secret love
so, every day turismo did go on a stroll in the park hoping to see margaret
and everyday at same time margaret did go to shopping mall hoping to see turismo
both took different bus back home and were looking through the window with a really sad and depressed face because none saw the other
and because this is real life and not a movie, they both hire hookers or man hookers (which one they enjoy) then get back with their lives
later they meet again at age of 70, because it doesn't matter anymore they decide to tell "when i was a young person, i was totally on love with you"
"ho, seriously? i felt the same way" says the other
then they proceed to go to hotel room and have an old man\woman orgy and make a website called lemonparty dot orgy
 

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so, you 2 were looking at each other profiles then?

once up on a time, turismo and margaret were in love, both were shy and never told about that secret love
so, every day turismo did go on a stroll in the park hoping to see margaret
and everyday at same time margaret did go to shopping mall hoping to see turismo
both took different bus back home and were looking through the window with a really sad and depressed face because none saw the other
and because this is real life and not a movie, they both hire hookers or man hookers (which one they enjoy) then get back with their lives
later they meet again at age of 70, because it doesn't matter anymore they decide to tell "when i was a young person, i was totally on love with you"
"ho, seriously? i felt the same way" says the other
then they proceed to go to hotel room and have an old man\woman orgy and make a website called lemonparty dot orgy
"I knew they would kill me when they found out, but…” He struggled for words, releasing a sharp breath. “I think I realized that I would rather die because I betrayed them, than live because I betrayed you.

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