"Man who had sex with..."

[di33yuk]

ohhhhhh the paint )ob does it for me right away ohhh yeah

 

[Foie]

*drools*Â Look at that seat.

Nah, it's all about that light green frame

Ha, I didn't see the post above me before posting this. What a coincidence!

 

[matriculated]

That slutty bike was asking for it! Look: you can see it's gears and brake lines all hanging out. Tramp!

 

[Toxicwind]

Why did he have the bike in his hotel room, and why didn't he answer? I bet this was a practical joke gone insanely wrong, because I can't figure out why anyone would want to have sex with a bike. >_>

 

[cubin']

Poor dude

he got put on the sex offenders list and all he wanted was a bit of fun with his bike.

 

[Opium]

Is it the village bicycle?

 

[BoneMonkey]

why do ppl think there gay ? ........ oh wait

 

[MC DUI]

Everything about this thread is so right.

 

[AshuraZro]

Here's hoping he never considers anything "just like riding a bicycle" or else he could end up to be a repeat offender.

And now for a final note.

How can a race that has achieved space exploration can also achieve having sex with a 10-speed?

 

[DarkAura]

All I can say is:

What the hell.

 

[calvin_0]

you got to be kindding me.....

and i think the people who call the police and the police accepted the case is not smarter then a 10 years old.

 

[Calogero91]

so the guy likes to bone bikes, cant we just move on

 

[Cairpre]

so the guy likes to bone bikes, cant we just move on

Right? Why is this illegal? It's definitely peculiar, but against the law?

 

[Lukeage]

he got put on the sex offenders register for shagging a bicycle!?

0.o that's just f*cked up!!! lol

There are people on sex offender lists whose only 'crime' was they were caught urinating in public. This is one of the reason I have a big issue with such lists existing.

 

[notnarb]

There are people on sex offender lists whose only 'crime' was they were caught urinating in public. This is one of the reason I have a big issue with such lists existing.

only one of the reasons? Pray tell, what are the other reasons?

 

[enarky]

Something in this story doesn't add up. They say they knocked on his door repeatedly and he *still* was "in the act" with his bike?

This is obviously nonsense.

 

[Retal]

Wow, you kids really are retarded.

sexual breach of the peace

depute fiscal Gail Davidson

found by the hostel workers

notified the hotel manager

They used a master key

Source: Asian Town

Just some of the blatant farces highlighted for you because you are incapable of basic English reading and comprehension.