Man smuggles 18 monkeys.....In his pants.

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  1. Devin
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    Well, TinyT should watch out. Someone might smuggle her in their pants. Other sources say that he hid them in a gurdle, while other say in in briefs.
     
  2. Sterling

    Sterling GBAtemp's Silver Hero

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    I lol'd when I read titi as "titty". Otherwise... What a dreadful person. Why on earth would someone smuggle animals into mexico? Don't people know how bad the jails can get there?
     
  3. BoxShot

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    Middle of the ocean.
    [​IMG] In his pants .....
    Lol at the TinyT comment though. [​IMG]
     
  4. Blaze163

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    This article simply defines the term 'made of win'. It has damn near everything. Monkeys, tiny titties (kinda), smuggling stuff into Mexico (like an old skool pirate) and someone getting caught doing something exceptionally daft. What more do you want from a news article?

    Thank you for the lols.
     
  5. Schizoanalysis

    Schizoanalysis From somewhere inside the rabbit hole...

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    Poor monkeys...
     
  6. Cobalt-

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    How big are these monkeys if two fit into a belt?
     
  7. Delta517

    Delta517 Its okay...Im a ninja ;)

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    Haha [​IMG]

    Poor monkeys though. [​IMG]
     
  8. .Darky

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    The fuck? You're telling me no one here noticed he had 18 monkeys under his clothes? [​IMG]
     
  9. EpicJungle

    EpicJungle stop browbeating me can't you see i'm sexy

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    LOL just noticed that!
    This made my day..
     
  10. injected11

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    He should be sentenced to be tossed into an adult chimp cage for his crimes.
     
  11. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Okay, how many other people came into this thread just to make a tinymonkey joke?




    ....Dammit.
     
  12. Devin
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    Raises hand*

    Monkey Jokes
     
  13. BlackDave

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    The Promised Land...
    I WANT ONE OF THOSE MONKEYS!!

    (I just goog..eerrr...Wikipedia it lol)
     
  14. Alex666

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    OMG Made my day xD
     
  15. tinymonkeyt

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    I'd like to be smuggled in pants.
     
  16. Phoenix Goddess

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    Away from civilization.

    I'll smuggle you in the pouch of a kangaroo.
     
  17. Theraima

    Theraima I own this desert, bitches!

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    Its settled then, hopefully you guys wont get busted about that.

    Good idea in a way but kinda visible, how didnt people in Lima notice him?
     
  18. Veho

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    This is what he was smuggling.

     
  19. naglaro00

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    "Titi" is filipino for p3n!5.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Snorlax

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    This article is hillariousness.
    Poor monkeys. :