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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by dAVID_, Jul 4, 2017.
I always try to use the urinal next to a guy and try to strike up a conversation
WTF here in Scotland if you tried that you would not leave the restroom alive
The rules here are
1. No Talking
2. If someone is dumb enough to talk to you don't reply back as the two of you will now get your heads kicked in by anyone else in the restroom
3. No eye contact with anyone or anything in the restroom other than your own dick.
4. If eye contact is made you must nod your head to say sorry as just saying sorry is a breach of rule 1
5. When in the act of pissing both hands must be placed on the wall as real men don't touch their dicks that's what women are for
6. Never and i repeate never wash you hand when you are done as real men don't wash their hands.
Breaking any of the above rules will result in a trip to hospital.