make me a sig?

[asnka]

wanna make me a sig?
one that will make me feel like shit?
and feel worthless
and cause all the see is to hate,and pick on me?
please defeat my ego

 

[mthrnite]

Ok, help me get started... What's your worst quality?

 

[asnka]

i need to smoke weed every 4 hours
i have no friends
i dont have a job ....so im broke all the time...
if you need more i got it...

 

[mthrnite]

That'll do pig. That'll do.

*starting up photoshop*

 

[mthrnite]

Ok, here's my first draft... comments? suggestions?

Second draft: no babies or mayo but here's a starving 2-legged dog...

 

[lagman]

Dreamland is too happy for the sig XD

Yuo should try Metro City

 

[Extreme Coder]

/me requests sig from sigmaker, mthrnite

 

[mthrnite]

Laguer.. He wouldn't even have a box if he was in metro city

EC.. Give me any excuse to play with photoshop

 

[asnka]

Ok, here's my first draft... comments? suggestions?

its really good! might there be a dead baby in there?
and some poop and garbage?
or a dog licking at a broken mayo jar...
but its up to you! and the people of gbatemp

ASNKA stands for ape shall never kill ape .....if you didnt know

 

[lagman]

That´s true, all you get on Metro City is a kick in the ass...or a sex change if you´re a punk hot girl

 

[mthrnite]

I put a gussied-up version below the first one up there ^^^

ASNKA stands for ape shall never kill ape .....if you didnt know

I know the phrase, but missed the trend

...guess I shoulda took a Donkey Kong angle in that case...
Anyway.. maybe I'll mess with it a bit later... mthr is sleepy now.

 

[mthrnite]

Alright, got it in my craw and had to do it...

I like this'n better, but had a lot of fun on the first one, so wootevah...

 

[jono_]

what about an earthbound one? whos got that animated one lol? or that flash one of mario?

 

[asnka]

thank you mthrnite
poor two leged dog!
i love the dk one!

 

[mthrnite]

All yours me bully boy, just find somewhere to host it. I can't guarantee I'll let DotMac suck the money out of me forever.

.. and trust me, the 2-legged dog was the best of a bad bunch.. eek.

Oh, and jono, an animated flashing mario is a good idea, maybe if he was flashing princess peach... hmmm...

And EC, I've got an idea for your's I'll run past ya soon.. k?

Jeez, it's 230 am, gotta hit the hay, photoshop time-warps me...

night droogs.

 

[Extreme Coder]

Suuure mthrnite, anything's ok

 

[mthrnite]

I'll get on it when the kids go down for their nap.

 

[mthrnite]

Alright Extreme Coderman.. You see where I'm goin' with this.. Basically just "Extreme Coder" in hieroglyphs.
Steer me towards or away from this and I'll keep on it (dress it up) or try something else (start over.)
Any ideas/wishes you have would be useful of course.

 

[5uck3rpunch]

@ mthrnite:

Man, you have some PhotoShop skillz!

You are talented & I'm not being sarcastic. I'm a a HUGE fan & LOVE reading your posts because they are SO far out there & funny as "H...E... double hockey sticks".

If you ever get the urge, you can make me a CARTOONEY Popeye sig having something to do with him punching Bluto/Brutus with X's on Brutus's eyes!

If you ever have the spare energy....

 

[mthrnite]

@ mthrnite:

Man, you have some PhotoShop skillz!Â

 You are talented & I'm not being sarcastic. I'm a a HUGE fan & LOVE reading your posts because they are SO far out there & funny as "H...E... double hockey sticks".Â

If you ever get the urge, you can make me a CARTOONEY Popeye sig having something to do with him punching Bluto/Brutus with X's on Brutus's eyes!

If you ever have the spare energy....Â

Like, how could I say no?

Seriously, thanks a bunch man... a little encouragement goes a long way with me.
Making the little photoshoppies and sigs and stuff is actually making me delve deeper into photoshop and learn a few things. I still have some serious blind spots, but, onward through the fog, y'know?

...and I don't consider myself good at photoshop... I consider myself a diligent hack, but your comments are appreciated nonetheless!