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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by AlanJohn, Jun 13, 2018.
Please post your photographs, location and age here in this thread. I need a wife.
I know some Russian girls if you are interested.
ok heres my photo
I said no asians. NEXT!
I said no asians (this includes 2D, only brown 2D girls are allowed). NEXT!
My ex-wife is currently single, if you're interested...
Why did you divorce?
She cheated on me. With @AlanJohn. In the Walmart makeup isle. It was then that my heart shattered and I called my attorney.
Why do you want a wife when you have a computer ?
Homely looking makes a better wife.
I dont mind, personally, it can any woman
as long as she eats bacon
Oh, I guess I was right....but, now you have to wait, future ex-wife.
Here's a touching love story:
i eat bacon
wanna be my... you know... gf?
pretty sure we all noticed lol
“As advertised”, indeed.....’yesterday’s special’.....’clearance meats’.....’bargain (musty) basement special’.....’eat at your own risk’.....
Don't do it, man--she's a nipple-tease.
But that booty miiiight be worth it.
He’s probably tired of (constantly) whacking off and is ready for the real thing.
Just noticed your pic, lol. Someone altered a local Dairy Queen sign to read ‘BUTT FINGER BLIZZARD’, and they left it up for days/weeks.
we dont do real things
just virtual things